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Cats wobbles

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Need a term like Collie wobbles for Geelong.

Since 2012 inclusive....they have made finals a dozen times for one cup.

Such a shame.

Suggestions?

 

I guess they always come up Gee-short.

 
1 hour ago, Previously known as LITD. said:

Need a term like Collie wobbles for Geelong.

Since 2012 inclusive....they have made finals a dozen times for one cup.

Such a shame.

Suggestions?

Yeah I dunno.... making 15 of the last 22 prelim finals doesn't sound like a bad thing to me!

Maybe begrudgingly I'd call them a bloody good club, and I'm happy as an opposition supporter to have them to hate on, but their supporters have success that the rest of us would love to see!


They already have one and have had it for decades. The handbaggers are back in business

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20 minutes ago, Ouch! said:

Yeah I dunno.... making 15 of the last 22 prelim finals doesn't sound like a bad thing to me!

Maybe begrudgingly I'd call them a bloody good club, and I'm happy as an opposition supporter to have them to hate on, but their supporters have success that the rest of us would love to see!

I was pretty down on us losing two double chances back to back but Cats record is worst.

Yea good effort to make finals consistently.

But shocking conversion rate.

Is it the Home ground getting them to finals they don't belong in,?

Something's NQR.

It’s kind of hilarious that pre grand final, posters were bemoaning our inability to be like Geelong or Brisbane and how great their culture/recruiting etc has been to allow sustained opportunity to compete in finals.

And then not winning on the day is proof of failure? 🤷‍♂️

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Cry-O [censure] lickers

Any Scott that puts on the face of a half sucked lemon is a good thing

Easy draw

Best facilities

Best picks from the Bellarine Peninsula

Heaps of coin

Avoid scrutiny

Go Lions


1 minute ago, jumbo returns said:

Any Scott that puts on the face of a half sucked lemon is a good thing

Easy draw

Best facilities

Best picks from the Bellarine Peninsula

Heaps of coin

Avoid scrutiny

Go Lions

You left out:

Farms

Ford Raptors

Jobs for WAGS

… and we can’t forget:

Cotton On

I call them the Cheetahs.

3 hours ago, Sideshow Bob said:

They already have one and have had it for decades. The handbaggers are back in business

Best me too it SB.

Given every advantage short of the nepo-baby academies, on and off the books, and have an unmistakably exceptional list, but have fallen short so many times.

Geelong's motto should be The Spirit of 2008!


I dunno but I’m feline fine this morning

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Chokers?

9 prelims for one flag to be a record in choking

3 hours ago, DubDee said:

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Chokers?

9 prelims for one flag to be a record in choking

Fur balls…

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9 hours ago, Sideshow Bob said:

They already have one and have had it for decades. The handbaggers are back in business

Pre 2000 they were just another club in the league. 4 or 5 premierships in 100 years.

4 hours ago, VNightCityLegend said:

I’d give anything to be as successful as them in terms of contending year in, year out.

I don't if that means being the golden child of the AFL and benefiting from so many hand overs.


GEE longshot

I for one enjoy watching the cats fail.

12 hours ago, Previously known as LITD. said:

Need a term like Collie wobbles for Geelong.

Since 2012 inclusive....they have made finals a dozen times for one cup.

Such a shame.

Suggestions?

I would take the Cats record in that period over ours any day. Not sure what point you are trying to make.

 

To be fair, I'd prefer their run of success than ours. At least they have their culture right and all cogs appear to be moving.

We have to content with Richardson and Lamb screwing FD and list up.

Everyone.. Come on it is obvious... Op thread name was so close...

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