Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Cats wobbles

Previously known as LITD.
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

Need a term like Collie wobbles for Geelong.

Since 2012 inclusive....they have made finals a dozen times for one cup.

Such a shame.

Suggestions?

  • Quote
    •  

    I guess they always come up Gee-short.

  • Quote
    • Haha 4
     
    1 hour ago, Previously known as LITD. said:

    Need a term like Collie wobbles for Geelong.

    Since 2012 inclusive....they have made finals a dozen times for one cup.

    Such a shame.

    Suggestions?

    Yeah I dunno.... making 15 of the last 22 prelim finals doesn't sound like a bad thing to me!

    Maybe begrudgingly I'd call them a bloody good club, and I'm happy as an opposition supporter to have them to hate on, but their supporters have success that the rest of us would love to see!

  • Quote
    • Like 5

    They already have one and have had it for decades. The handbaggers are back in business

  • Quote
    • Like 2
    • Clap 1
    • Author
    20 minutes ago, Ouch! said:

    Yeah I dunno.... making 15 of the last 22 prelim finals doesn't sound like a bad thing to me!

    Maybe begrudgingly I'd call them a bloody good club, and I'm happy as an opposition supporter to have them to hate on, but their supporters have success that the rest of us would love to see!

    I was pretty down on us losing two double chances back to back but Cats record is worst.

    Yea good effort to make finals consistently.

    But shocking conversion rate.

    Is it the Home ground getting them to finals they don't belong in,?

    Something's NQR.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Clap 3

    It’s kind of hilarious that pre grand final, posters were bemoaning our inability to be like Geelong or Brisbane and how great their culture/recruiting etc has been to allow sustained opportunity to compete in finals.

    And then not winning on the day is proof of failure? 🤷‍♂️

    Edited by Engorged Onion

  • Quote
    • Like 7
    • Clap 1
     

    Cry-O [censure] lickers

  • Quote
    • Haha 1
    • Shocked 1

    Any Scott that puts on the face of a half sucked lemon is a good thing

    Easy draw

    Best facilities

    Best picks from the Bellarine Peninsula

    Heaps of coin

    Avoid scrutiny

    Go Lions

  • Quote
    • Like 8
    • Love 1

    1 minute ago, jumbo returns said:

    Any Scott that puts on the face of a half sucked lemon is a good thing

    Easy draw

    Best facilities

    Best picks from the Bellarine Peninsula

    Heaps of coin

    Avoid scrutiny

    Go Lions

    You left out:

    Farms

    Ford Raptors

    Jobs for WAGS

    … and we can’t forget:

    Cotton On

  • Quote
    • Like 5
    • Clap 6

    I call them the Cheetahs.

  • Quote
    • Like 2
    • Haha 4
    • Clap 3
    3 hours ago, Sideshow Bob said:

    They already have one and have had it for decades. The handbaggers are back in business

    Best me too it SB.

  • Quote

    Given every advantage short of the nepo-baby academies, on and off the books, and have an unmistakably exceptional list, but have fallen short so many times.

    Geelong's motto should be The Spirit of 2008!

  • Quote
    • Like 3

    I dunno but I’m feline fine this morning

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Haha 2

    image.gif

    Chokers?

    9 prelims for one flag to be a record in choking

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Haha 2
    3 hours ago, DubDee said:

    Hair Furball GIF by Westminster Kennel Club

    Chokers?

    9 prelims for one flag to be a record in choking

    Fur balls…

    Edited by Tarax Club
    Property Steward ‘not more headbands!’

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    9 hours ago, Sideshow Bob said:

    They already have one and have had it for decades. The handbaggers are back in business

    Pre 2000 they were just another club in the league. 4 or 5 premierships in 100 years.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    4 hours ago, VNightCityLegend said:

    I’d give anything to be as successful as them in terms of contending year in, year out.

    I don't if that means being the golden child of the AFL and benefiting from so many hand overs.

  • Quote

    GEE longshot

  • Quote

    I for one enjoy watching the cats fail.

  • Quote
    • Like 2
    • Love 1
    12 hours ago, Previously known as LITD. said:

    Need a term like Collie wobbles for Geelong.

    Since 2012 inclusive....they have made finals a dozen times for one cup.

    Such a shame.

    Suggestions?

    I would take the Cats record in that period over ours any day. Not sure what point you are trying to make.

  • Quote
    •  

    To be fair, I'd prefer their run of success than ours. At least they have their culture right and all cogs appear to be moving.

    We have to content with Richardson and Lamb screwing FD and list up.

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Everyone.. Come on it is obvious... Op thread name was so close...

    [censored] wobbles

    Grumble... Censored words.

    Edited by red and blue forever
    silly censor. lol...... Edit* No No Shrooms on forums silly boy ...Edit*.... errrr help?... Edit* Hello... ia there anybody out there.. lol

  • Quote
    • Haha 1

    Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • CASEY: Box Hill

      The Casey Demons secured their first win of the season by the narrow margin of four points against the Box Hill Hawks at Casey Fields on Easter Sunday morning.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • POSTGAME: Gold Coast

      The Demons put four quarters of hard contested, fast running and high pressure football to knock off the ladder leaders and early premiership contenders the Gold Suns by 20 points at the MCG on Easter Sunday.

        • Clap
        • Haha
        • Love
        • Like
      • 444 replies
      Demonland

    • PODCAST: Gold Coast

      I’ll be away for the next few weeks, so Binman will be holding the fort for our podcasts covering the Suns, Bombers and Lions matches. As a result, there will be no live podcasts during this period, and we won’t be taking calls or voicemails. Binman will still be dipping into this thread to select a few questions to answer, while also combining the long-form Stats Files podcast with the Demonland Podcast for these shows. Your questions and comments are a huge part of what makes the podcast work, so please post anything you’d like to ask or say below and we’ll do our best to give you a shout-out on the show. Please try to keep each post focused on one specific topic or player to make podcast preparation a little easier. If you have multiple topics you’d like to raise, please put them in separate posts.

        • Haha
      • 17 replies
      Demonland

    • VOTES: Gold Coast

      Dual Reigning Champion Max Gawn has an early lead in the Demonland Player of the Year Award. He leads new recruit Jack Steele, forward Jacob van Rooyen and veteran Christian Salem. Your votes please. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, & 1.

        • Love
        • Like
      • 64 replies
      Demonland

    • GAMEDAY: Gold Coast

      It's Game Day and the Demons are back at the MCG and have a massive challenge ahead of them as they take on Premiership contender the Gold Coast Suns. What do you want to see from the Dees today?

        • Sad
        • Like
      • 431 replies
      Demonland

    • PREVIEW: Gold Coast

      Melbourne’s slow starts have been a troubling theme for a while. Against the Suns, they started slowly in both of their games, they trailed by 5.7.37 to 0.1.1 at quarter time at Peoples First Stadium in Round 16. This season, the story has remained the same and if the Demons fail to shake off this issue against the unbeaten Gold Coast Suns, they will be in serious danger of capitulating once again in their Easter Sunday showdown.

        • Sad
      • 10 replies
      Demonland
    View All

    Account

    Navigation

    Search

    Search

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.