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NON-MFC: Finals Week 03

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1 minute ago, adonski said:

Pies rebuild is going to be grim

I actually think this is closer to truth then humour. They have huge decisions to make on Howe, Pendlebury, Mihocek, Frontbum, Cox, Elliot, & De Goey. They have no power forwards, only daicos and Long as midfielders, and no observable talent in the VFL.

Loving it.

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    What’s wrong with me? I’m actually tearing up ffs

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    i [censored] love the Brisbane Lions to be honest. Doing God’s work year after year. Yep, even Zorko is my friend today!

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    Just now, Ghostwriter said:

    What’s wrong with me? I’m actually tearing up ffs

    Tears of joy I reckon.

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    McRae will sook it up deluxe in the presser. [censored].

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    Now for some Irish and possibly Aussie medals at the World Athletics champs.

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    The best front on contact not paid. I’m in tears 🤣🤣

    Lions were the better team for 3 quarters. They have talent everywhere.

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    2 minutes ago, Maldonboy38 said:

    I actually think this is closer to truth then humour. They have huge decisions to make on Howe, Pendlebury, Mihocek, Frontbum, Cox, Elliot, & De Goey. They have no power forwards, only daicos and Long as midfielders, and no observable talent in the VFL.

    Loving it.

    Trading for Houston (ironically enough) looking a big error

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    Yeah that feels pretty nice, the booing toothless centrelink goers all left pretty early.

    Good riddance mcrae you hypocritical fake nice guy and you vile piece of dirt maynard.

    Mason Cox a stinker, Howe played just about his worst game of footy.

    Positive stories everywhere!!

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    1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

    You know the best thing.

    It's the thugs birthday today.

    Happy birthday you loser!

    Enjoy your day. 🤣

    Please be more specific. Many thugs in this team.

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    No mihocek

    Pendles and Sidebottom surely almost done

    not much young talent

    Screw you pies

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    Suck that 🕶️ That awful meaningless chant USA USA

    At least I have someone to barrack for next week.

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    3 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

    Now they know what it's like to have a top player taken out of the game early on

    That's exactly what i thought when they first said Pendulbury funnily enough. The margin was similar at quarter time too

    We put up a better fight though.

    Losing a preliminary after winning week one must be just about the worst way to go out

    Sucks to be pies.

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    1 minute ago, Clintosaurus said:

    McRae will sook it up deluxe in the presser. [censored].

    Ima watch every single second of his presser and I know it will seem nowhere near long enough. Piled on pain for the Pies is special

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    Just now, DiscoStu17 said:

    No way!

    I’m watching that again now!

    In slow motion!

    I still won’t be able to understand Dwayne though

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    Just now, dees189227 said:

    Number 4

    Hope his cake tastes like dirt

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    4 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    What’s wrong with me? I’m actually tearing up ffs

    Yep definitely something wrong there GW.

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    Just now, monoccular said:

    Suck that 🕶️ That awful meaningless chant USA USA

    At least I have someone to barrack for next week.

    I thought the last lots of cheers were hilarious- I'm assuming it was lions fans being ironic.

    Try explaining that to a septic.

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