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2 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

There's a distinct possibility we will have a new coach signed up by then

I think that that's only the case if it's a coach who's not currently in the AFL system. Otherwise, it has to wait till the end of the finals.

Thought it was something like that, perhaps someone could confirm.

 
2 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

Our season is over on the field, but it's just starting off it. A really massive off season coming up.

You would hope so, but I'm not sure where the trade capital is going to come from on our end. You look at what the likes of May and Lever cost us, but we don't have any of those picks anymore. Free agents perhaps, but apart from that ... ?

3 minutes ago, bing181 said:

You would hope so, but I'm not sure where the trade capital is going to come from on our end. You look at what the likes of May and Lever cost us, but we don't have any of those picks anymore. Free agents perhaps, but apart from that ... ?

Not sure we will necessarily go after big names. You might have a new coach lure some free agents to fill gaps and we can also now trade 2 years worth of picks.

Our list is not in a diabolical state. There’s a lot of natural growth to come from our young players, and you have the opportunity to get Trac and Clarry and Lever and Fritsch back to their best and very quickly rise back up the ladder.

May, Viney and Melksham are the only 3 best 22 players who will likely continue to decline with age next year. I’d add Gawn too but he’s somehow getting better with age. Freak of nature.

 
On 06/08/2025 at 18:45, Demon_spurs said:

Roy Kent

Edited by Clintosaurus

43 minutes ago, bing181 said:

I think that that's only the case if it's a coach who's not currently in the AFL system. Otherwise, it has to wait till the end of the finals.

Thought it was something like that, perhaps someone could confirm.

Mark Neeld took the job and sat out on the pies finals campaign if i recall correctly


8 minutes ago, DemonWA said:

Mark Neeld took the job and sat out on the pies finals campaign if i recall correctly

Think they changed the rules after that. Iirc a bunch of finals teams got hurt by their assistants being poached that season.

11 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Care factor about Phil Davis ?? SFA !!! 😉

So driving to Casey accasionally in there luxury suv's isn't on, but driving to tullermarine and flying to the other side of the country and back is fine.??? F#$%ing primdona's.

 

Nathan Buckley's coaching record:

218 games (117-99-2)

John Lomgmire:

332 games (207-122-3)

Simon Goodwin:

203 games (111-91-1)

Michael Voss:

196 games (88-106-2)

Adam Simpson:

243 games (122-119-1)

That was fun!

@Norm Smith's Curse I've always wanted Longmire. Plenty of times we've seen him change things up mid match to totally turn the game in their favour.

Even with their home advantage and all the AFL assistance that is still a mightily impressive record of a Win: Loss ratio


10 hours ago, ElDiablo14 said:

First World problems.

They get paid close to a million bucks. Driving down the Monash every morning, I would do that without blinking if I am paid that much.

Well, sure. But if you got paid the million anyway, and got to drive to Collingwood’s facility instead, you’d take that all things being equal

There was a doco on prime that followed a few afl teams a few years ago. One was the Eagles in 2020. So obviously covid. But my overwhelming memory of it was that I would absolutely hate adam simpson and that I'd hate playing for him. Real 1970s type coach vibes. Huge no from me

Carlton have three games that they better be a good show in or it will put a lot of pressure on the random decision to back Voss in until effectively May 2026…

30 minutes ago, biggestred said:

There was a doco on prime that followed a few afl teams a few years ago. One was the Eagles in 2020. So obviously covid. But my overwhelming memory of it was that I would absolutely hate adam simpson and that I'd hate playing for him. Real 1970s type coach vibes. Huge no from me

I think you might be mistaking him for Leon Cameron when he coached GWS.


53 minutes ago, rpfc said:

Carlton have three games that they better be a good show in or it will put a lot of pressure on the random decision to back Voss in until effectively May 2026…..

Edited by ElDiablo14

1 hour ago, Norm Smith's Curse said:

Nathan Buckley's coaching record:

218 games (117-99-2)

John Lomgmire:

332 games (207-122-3)

Simon Goodwin:

203 games (111-91-1)

Michael Voss:

196 games (88-106-2)

Adam Simpson:

243 games (122-119-1)

That was fun!

Looking at Grand Final win / loss results paints a bit of a different picture though.

Buckly 1, 0 - 1

Longmire 5, 1 - 4

Goodwin 1, 1 - 0

Voss 0, 0 - 0

Simpson 2, 1 - 1

7 hours ago, deespicable me said:

your nickname is more that of a chimpanzee than that of a scholar.

Please no offence intended

How very dare you.

That’s pistols at dawn talk.

1 hour ago, Demonland said:

I think you might be mistaking him for Leon Cameron when he coached GWS.

Him too. The way the gws coach treated the captain was disgusting. Same doco? I was very impressed with Adelaide's coach.


Get the feeling Longmire has no interest at least not so soon. Simmo would take the call and Buckley seems very keen.

I’d be worried about Buckley unless he has changed his coaching philosophy as it was out of date when he got the sack and it’s absolutely prehistoric now.

Simmo was always ready to try new things so I’d be at least interested in what his ideas would be if he were to take it on.

I think ultimately we need someone who is ahead of the curve and not chasing the latest fad but who knows what the next thing will be.

On 05/08/2025 at 22:28, Lucifers Hero said:

Flags are very difficult to win.

In the meantime I will settle for finals most years and often contend at PF and GF ala Geelong and Sydney.

Longmire's track record speaks for itself.

He galvanises players and will make the tough calls on standards and culture eg. Didn't select his Captain for the 2024 GF even tho fit. He has gravitas and will not let players rule the roost signs of which have crept into our team in recent times.

As they say in the classics: you need to be in it to win it! Longmire is thereabouts most years. So Longmire for me.

Yep Lurve the thinking!

8 hours ago, The Jackson FIX said:

From memory wet toast were the biggest Covid sooks, even though they had a better run at life than vic teams.

Yep they whinged & wined about it. I can still here Adam Simpson saying they didn't cope with it.

But some nth fans want him back at the club to coach interestingly

 

So carlton have come out & said Voss will be coach in 2026.

No other club should be looking at a new coach so we have free reign therefore should not stuff this up.

So please don't

Edited by dees189227

10 hours ago, adonski said:

We could be in the market for Fly Macrae soon?

He sat N Daicos on the bench for the first 10 minutes of the game whilst hawthorn walked in 2 goals.

He may be overestimating his own tactical genius. Which warms my heart.


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