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Just cut my eyes out. That was horrid and Uninspiring. The Eagles are so bad it's mesmerising and somehow we actually look like a bottom 4 side.

 

I expected us to come out breathing fire. Instead we came out breathing Jim Beam.

Distinct lack of care in this game IMO.

7 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Just pathetic game … Errors

missing goals … Behinds

No one wants to kick a goal

Good defence

USE THE FARRRKKKN CORRIDOR - why wide wide wide Farrrrrk n stupid !!!

I've never seen another team hug the boundary so much for so many years.

Weirdos

 
30 minutes ago, praha said:

My only guess is that shutting the top level saves money. But also I reckon it's better for the atmosphere anyway if we are all bundled together if the crowd is small. Reminds me of when we'd play random home games at Optus Oval and all be grouped together behind the goals.

My guess is that it looks like a better crowd on TV when every-ones at ground level.


3 goals 5 you have to be kidding. They could not kick themselves out of a wet paper bag!

7 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Just pathetic game … Errors

missing goals … Behinds

No one wants to kick a goal

Good defence

USE THE FARRRKKKN CORRIDOR - why wide wide wide Farrrrrk n stupid !!!

I'm watching today to see signs of our new gameplan. What is our ball movement like, what is our forward structure like, are we looking to use the corridor etc

Not seeing much different from our previous gameplan to be honest.

 

High quality game, hard to believe either of these teams won’t play finals.

If there was a ladder for “Dumb [censored] 50m penalties that have led to goals” we’d surely be streets ahead of any other team this year.


2 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

My guess is that it looks like a better crowd on TV when every-ones at ground level.

Probably 12-15k

Currently enjoying sitting in front of two blokes who think 1970s strategies applies to modern footy. Getting some great insights like

kick the skin off it

Man up!

Take your wallet out of your pocket Pickett and contest the footy

Petty is only getting a game because he’s dating one of Goody’s daughters

players didn’t have their weetbix this morning x3 (when you’ve got good material stick with it)

What happened to the days when Ed Langdon used to roam the wing and rack up heaps of possessions? He looks like he’s just running around in circles with bugger-all impact.


Just now, Dr. Gonzo said:

I'm watching today to see signs of our new gameplan. What is our ball movement like, what is our forward structure like, are we looking to use the corridor etc

Not seeing much different from our previous gameplan to be honest.

Goodwin won't change.

Even last week he would've gone to the board and told 'em the gameplan is fine as it led to a 46pt 3/4 lead.

5 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Honestly, are these blokes just stupid?

How many dumb 50s last few weeks

Wtf was Salem doing? doesn't know the rules. Idiotic

Let's go Windsor at the bounce

Fritsch does such good things but then some horrible errors

Just now, Heart Beats True said:

What happened to the days when Ed Langdon used to roam the wing and rack up heaps of possessions? He looks like he’s just running around in circles with bugger-all impact.

this.


I am almost tempted to leave unless they switch it on soon. This is such a typical "keeping them in it" Game from us.

 

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