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GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs Essendon

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8 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

FIIK

Not sure those in jumpers know much better

Something magical needs to happen and soon.

It's not like these guys can't play football... just that our game isn't much chop !!

Go us

Basically, a lot of people have to do their jobs a hell of a lot better than they are doing them right now, right across the board.

 

2 weeks in a row we've copped umpire 22.

Richie Benaud would love it, but I imagine he'd be on his own in that regard.

 
6 minutes ago, BigBadBustling said:

2 weeks in a row we've copped umpire 22.

Richie Benaud would love it, but I imagine he'd be on his own in that regard.

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8 minutes ago, KozzyCan said:

Dons will roll us and give their fans some false hope.

Well LDU decided to stay at nth because part of that decision was that win they had against us


53 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

It's not like these guys can't play football... just that our game isn't much chop !!

I’d argue, it’s the players attitude and fitness that isn’t much chop. Saw more spirit 12 years ago.

Over here for the game. Went for a walk mid morning. It’s going to be hot.

The Bombers supporters I am surrounded by are less optimistic than I am about the result. Which is saying something.

2012, round 10, winless Dees came up against 2nd on the ladder Bombers. Need, yet to record a win, swung Garland forward and he kicked 2 goals in the last to win the match for us. I missed the game for a friend of a friend's bucks party and won a ps3 as part of the deal.

I'll be missing tonight's game because it's the first night of Passover and I'll be with my family. I'll be sure to keep an eye on the game though. Is Goodwin capable of unconventional moves? Doubtful! Is there a chance we can win? Absolutely!

Go Dees!

 

We will win this clash and go on to greater glory over the next four weeks.

Just now, bluey said:

We will win this clash and go on to greater glory over the next four weeks.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


2 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

So how are we going to kick a winning score?

Learnings….

But our learnings aren’t accurate enough! So we’ve got no chance!!

29 minutes ago, Maximum said:

2012, round 10, winless Dees came up against 2nd on the ladder Bombers. Need, yet to record a win, swung Garland forward and he kicked 2 goals in the last to win the match for us. I missed the game for a friend of a friend's bucks party and won a ps3 as part of the deal.

I'll be missing tonight's game because it's the first night of Passover and I'll be with my family. I'll be sure to keep an eye on the game though. Is Goodwin capable of unconventional moves? Doubtful! Is there a chance we can win? Absolutely!

Go Dees!

I was at that Game. For some reason, I had a gut feeling we’d win.

This year, not so much!

2 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Those who don’t revel in abject pessimism will give DL a wide berth. I’m in that camp, but clearly I’m also a masochist 🤪

No doubt then you will enjoy demonland and the game with a smile.

I should be in a pub with a beer

53 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Well LDU decided to stay at nth because part of that decision was that win they had against us

I assume that’s a joke.

What a false dawn that win was against us in round 2.

56 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Well LDU decided to stay at nth because part of that decision was that win they had against us

more likely from the comeback loss against us late last year

it's been reasonably well expected for a while that he wasn't leaving; was just a question of how big the deal was to get him to stay

turned out be big!


44 minutes ago, Maximum said:

2012, round 10, winless Dees came up against 2nd on the ladder Bombers. Need, yet to record a win, swung Garland forward and he kicked 2 goals in the last to win the match for us. I missed the game for a friend of a friend's bucks party and won a ps3 as part of the deal.

I'll be missing tonight's game because it's the first night of Passover and I'll be with my family. I'll be sure to keep an eye on the game though. Is Goodwin capable of unconventional moves? Doubtful! Is there a chance we can win? Absolutely!

Go Dees!

Chag Pesach Sameach!

1 hour ago, BigBadBustling said:

2 weeks in a row we've copped umpire 22.

Richie Benaud would love it, but I imagine he'd be on his own in that regard.

Like Ritchie, umpire 22 is dead to us as well, - unlike Ritchie, 22 unfortunately keeps haunting us.

4 hours ago, Doug Reemer said:

First day back at work and I’ll be coming home to a 2 week old baby and a tired mother.

my kingdom for a win & 3 melb bitter stubbies with a sleeping baby on my chest.

As Meatloaf said, 2 out of 3 ain't bad

Man I am dreading this game

Losing will be bad enough but the way we play is just painful to watch

C'mon Demons, give us something to cheer about!

Having looked at the bombers line up, I feel a bit more confident. Average midfield,

they are missing Parish, Caldwell, Wright, Langford etc

Maybe we are a chance?


1 hour ago, BigBadBustling said:

2 weeks in a row we've copped umpire 22.

Richie Benaud would love it, but I imagine he'd be on his own in that regard.

You're kidding!

Anyone else remember the game against the Bombers last year? We got seven goals up, then the Dons came back in a hurry and got very close, and it was largely because of Umpire 22. I was there. [censored] that guy.

With Carlton on the board, the AFL media will go into overdrive on Goodwin if we lose

Longest. Day. Ever. EVER.

Actually, second longest; the last Saturday in September 2021 was the longest.

I just wanna hear our song after the match. I don’t care how we win, it can be ugly af, just wanna hear our song.

 
29 minutes ago, DubDee said:

As Meatloaf said, 2 out of 3 ain't bad

Hope we go like a bat out of hell.

44 minutes ago, 3183 Dee said:

Chag Pesach Sameach!

That's easy for you to say!


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