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TMAC....Too bloody slow mate.

 
 
1 minute ago, gs77 said:

The former was delisted 2000 years ago, the latter lined up for Casey today. 🤔

Phone typo. I'd expect langon to nail it

This is a [censored] game. We just aren't fun to watch.


Possibly the dumbest 5 minute patch I have ever seen by us 

1 minute ago, Heart Beats True said:

Please retire McDonald 🤬

It's like he's had a gummy before playing today

 

We don’t deserve to win today. Am I really concerned with a lot of our players.

Just look completely disinterested 

We are setting the ground up so poorly.


Clarry steps miles over the mark.

goody needs to tear strips off them at half time. not switched on at all today

When you're already a rubbish kicking team like we are, it doesn't help when you make incredibly dumb decisions too.

Turnover City, this is putrid.

Was this the same team as last week? Terrible 


Commence ' Amateur hour' 

Are this team fair dinkum? For a team full of talent we are very bloody ordinary.

Petracca, Viney, Gawn and Oliver are dead set liabilities right now.

Throw Rivers in there, Sparrow, Salem anyone!

Try something Goodwin FFS!

Yikes north should be 5 goals up. 
we have not turned up 


We're no longer a contender. It's all about getting games into the talented young kids. Unfortunately Windsor, Langford, Tholstrup, Mcvee all out.

 

Owed us that one claz...


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