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carr formally being anoiinted as successor, beginning as senior coach in 2026

i think hinkley will be looked back on by pear supporters as neale daniher was for us - he's achieved everything except for making a grand final, and united the club

Really happy to see Hinkley go. he was behind Poor Adelaide constantly attacking gawn for years.

Glad he finishes so unsuccessfully.

 

35 minutes ago, Damo said:

Really happy to see Hinkley go. he was behind Poor Adelaide constantly attacking gawn for years.

Glad he finishes so unsuccessfully.

Not quite yet this season may be his time at last. You never know. 

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

A pre-emptive sacking so the year isn't filled with will they, won't they stories.

Confirmed lame duck. Port to fall in 2025

Put a fork in them.

Carr will take over by round 10

Edited by jnrmac

 

1 hour ago, Damo said:

Really happy to see Hinkley go. he was behind Poor Adelaide constantly attacking gawn for years.

Glad he finishes so unsuccessfully.

Nothing wrong with this at all. You do what you can do get under the skin of the opposition's best player.

Bernie Vince was our go to person for this and our very own supporters were absolutely fine with this.

Works both ways.

1 hour ago, Damo said:

Really happy to see Hinkley go. he was behind Poor Adelaide constantly attacking gawn for years.

Glad he finishes so unsuccessfully.

Ken did rate Gawn the most valuable player in the league.

1 hour ago, Nascent said:

Time to target one of their stars

I don't know about that.  Surely they'd be trying to impress the future coach this season.

Added:  What would be their reason for leaving anyway?  Loyalty to Kenny?

Edited by Demonstone
additional random thought

35 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

I don't know about that.  Surely they'd be trying to impress the future coach this season.

Added:  What would be their reason for leaving anyway?  Loyalty to Kenny?

butters was very clear that one of the reasons he signed up long-term with the pear was because of loyalty towards ken

go get him, tim lamb

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Incredible that even when Port's admin finally worked up the courage to give Hinkley the boot they still made a meal of it.

It’s only taken them 3 years to announce this 

 

things are a bit slower in Enfield….

22 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

Mmmm, buttered lamb.  I'd like some of that, please.

Here you go, then.

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But how's your cholesterol?

33 minutes ago, KozzyCan said:

Incredible that even when Port's admin finally worked up the courage to give Hinkley the boot they still made a meal of it.

Was the meal buttered lamb?  It was buttered lamb, wasn't it!

3 hours ago, Nascent said:

Time to target one of their stars

south park butters GIF

 

 

we really should. not only that, we should let the media know we are doing it - its what everyone else does


What are they thinking?

You shouldn't do a last minute succession plan ever but certainly not when you are in contention. Port have won 17 and 16 games in the past 2 years. If Ken isn't the man to win you a flag then sack him

Succession plans have only worked twice and both times involved Paul Roos.  

This has disaster written all over it.

Ken agreed to this about as much as Malthouse did I reckon. Either be sacked now or agree to the succession plan, what's your choice?

50 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

Was the meal buttered lamb?  It was buttered lamb, wasn't it!

Careful, Mr Stone; you're getting dangerously close to a NoT$NoB$ishness. And I know how you feel about that😄

38 minutes ago, biggestred said:

we really should. not only that, we should let the media know we are doing it - its what everyone else does

Or, don't bother actually doing it but tell the media we are.

 

Would you prefer to cop it from Kenny’s Carr Or Horse’s Cox?

Let’s see how these 2 handovers play out….

27 minutes ago, buck_nekkid said:

Would you prefer to cop it from Kenny’s Carr Or Horse’s Cox?

Let’s see how these 2 handovers play out….

Dangerous pun territory.

As a matter of interest, Demonland's opening post is coming up blank on my screen. Is anyone else having the same problem?


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