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Itโ€™s Chinese New Year and they call it the Year of the Snake, so what better place to celebrate than a training session at Casey Fields, home of the local Demons and slithering snakes?

Weโ€™re looking forward to some awesome reports from Demonlanders as the Demons ramp up training as the opening ย game of the season approaches โ€ฆ

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Tell us what you want to want to see from Melbourne on the last day of January 2025.

WARNING: Watching closed training sessions in the long grass outside the main oval at Casey Fields can be harmful to your health, especially if bitten by one of the species of poisonous local snakes.

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You just get the feeling the stars are aligning for a Jefferson match sim master-class

 

Perfect weather for a training slogfest, just need PF & Co to brighten our day, although my youngest daughter is getting married today in the city at 5:00. So a full on day for both Families.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒธ

1 minute ago, DeeZone said:

Perfect weather for a training slogfest, just need PF & Co to brighten our day, although my youngest daughter is getting married today in the city at 5:00. So a full on day for both Families.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒธ

Congrats!ย 


3 hours ago, Pink Freud said:

A perfect day for it.ย 

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DLโ€™s intrepid track side team is now in place. We await an in depth reportโ€ฆ

13 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Itโ€™s Chinese New Year and they call it the Year of the Snake, so what better place to celebrate than a training session at Casey Fields, home of the local Demons and slithering snakes?

Weโ€™re looking forward to some awesome reports from Demonlanders as the Demons ramp up training as the opening ย game of the season approaches โ€ฆ

IMG_8297.thumb.jpeg.cd64a24765de0f81eadf923cd39ba8a1.jpeg

Tell us what you want to want to see from Melbourne on the last day of January 2025.

WARNING: Watching closed training sessions in the long grass outside the main oval at Casey Fields can be harmful to your health, especially if bitten by one of the species of poisonous local snakes.

Sorry Jack, I don't think we have any poisonous snakes.

The venomous ones are the problem. ๐Ÿ™‚

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Alphabetical order?

I was there, report to follow later this arvo! A few thimgs on!๐Ÿ˜‡


30 minutes ago, Sydney Pennski said:

Please don't inundate us with your reports all at once folks.

Have you been to Casey? ย From the city itโ€™s about a 50 minute drive if the freeway is working, which it often isnโ€™t. Then you get the pleasure of standing on a seat outside the fence trying to see whatโ€™s going on. At best youโ€™re about 40m from the play and at worst about 100 metres. Your elevation above ground level is so small itโ€™s particularly difficult to see whatโ€™s going on.ย 
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I think we underrate the effort put in by Casey trackwatchers and we are blessed to have anyone prepared to do it. Even if I lived 10 minutes away Iโ€™d find it pretty unrewarding. That we have PF is a blessing.ย 
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Rather than complain about the lack of reporting I applaud any reports from Casey. Looking forward to your report Picket, and appreciate it immensely.ย 

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what we need for casey is a demonland drone with live streaming

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2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

what we need for casey is a demonland drone with live streaming

Goody will shoot it down

4 hours ago, DeeZone said:

Perfect weather for a training slogfest, just need PF & Co to brighten our day, although my youngest daughter is getting married today in the city at 5:00. So a full on day for both Families.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒธ

Congratulations on the wedding.

In the absence of any reports from Casey Fields, could Demonland please send a camera crew to the city to cover the ceremony?


6 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

Where the [censored] are the reports!

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Paging PF

3 hours ago, picket fence said:

I was there, report to follow later this arvo! A few thimgs on!๐Ÿ˜‡

Did you get a good view/let in or were you outcast with limited views ? ๐Ÿ˜‚

5 hours ago, DeeZone said:

Perfect weather for a training slogfest, just need PF & Co to brighten our day, although my youngest daughter is getting married today in the city at 5:00. So a full on day for both Families.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒธ

I hope she has a wonderful wedding, DZ.ย 

Clearly people are in need of some content. I wasnt there, but my best mate...lets call him MS CoPilot was and had this to say:

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Melbourne Demons Training Report - 31st January 2025

Summary of Training Drills:

  1. Ball Movement:ย The team focused on ball movement today, with an emphasis on handballs over kicking. Despite the best efforts, the foot skills still looked a bit ordinary. It seems like the players have mastered the art of handballing to each other, but when it comes to kicking, it's a different story. Let's just say, if kicking was a subject, the Demons might need a few more tutoring sessions.

  2. Inside 50 Delivery:ย There was noticeable improvement in player movement inside the 50, but the skills and decision-making still left much to be desired. The players were moving better, but the delivery was still as scrappy as a toddler's first attempt at finger painting. The decision-making? Well, let's just say it was like watching someone try to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded.

  3. Fitness:ย On a brighter note, all players are breaking personal records in fitness. It seems like the team has been spending more time in the gym than on the field. If there was a competition for the most fit team, the Demons would be in the running for the gold medal. Now, if only they could translate that fitness into better ball skills...

Player Summaries:

  • Trac:ย Showed great enthusiasm in the handball drills, but when it came to kicking, it was like watching a duck try to play soccer. Needs to work on foot skills.
  • Oliver:ย Impressive fitness levels, breaking personal records left and right. However, decision-making inside the 50 still needs improvement. Maybe a few more strategy sessions are in order.
  • Sparrow:ย Demonstrated better movement inside the 50, but the delivery was still scrappy. It's like they have the right idea but need to refine the execution.
  • Langdon:ย Another fitness fanatic, breaking records and setting new benchmarks. If only their kicking was as good as their running, they'd be unstoppable.

Overall, the Melbourne Demons are showing promise, but there's still a lot of work to be done. With a bit more practice and a lot more kicking drills, they might just turn things around. Until then, we'll keep cheering them on and hoping for the best!

*Edit: At, the risk of being misconstrued, ill clarify that this post is totally fabricated. It is the result of of some lazy 'prompt engineering' using Microsoft's Generative AI tool, CoPilot.

Edited by GS_1905

34 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

Clearly people are in need of some content. I wasnt there, but my best mate...lets call him MS CoPilot was and had this to say:

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Melbourne Demons Training Report - 31st January 2025

Summary of Training Drills:

  1. Ball Movement:ย The team focused on ball movement today, with an emphasis on handballs over kicking. Despite the best efforts, the foot skills still looked a bit ordinary. It seems like the players have mastered the art of handballing to each other, but when it comes to kicking, it's a different story. Let's just say, if kicking was a subject, the Demons might need a few more tutoring sessions.

  2. Inside 50 Delivery:ย There was noticeable improvement in player movement inside the 50, but the skills and decision-making still left much to be desired. The players were moving better, but the delivery was still as scrappy as a toddler's first attempt at finger painting. The decision-making? Well, let's just say it was like watching someone try to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded.

  3. Fitness:ย On a brighter note, all players are breaking personal records in fitness. It seems like the team has been spending more time in the gym than on the field. If there was a competition for the most fit team, the Demons would be in the running for the gold medal. Now, if only they could translate that fitness into better ball skills...

Player Summaries:

  • Trac:ย Showed great enthusiasm in the handball drills, but when it came to kicking, it was like watching a duck try to play soccer. Needs to work on foot skills.
  • Oliver:ย Impressive fitness levels, breaking personal records left and right. However, decision-making inside the 50 still needs improvement. Maybe a few more strategy sessions are in order.
  • Sparrow:ย Demonstrated better movement inside the 50, but the delivery was still scrappy. It's like they have the right idea but need to refine the execution.
  • Langdon:ย Another fitness fanatic, breaking records and setting new benchmarks. If only their kicking was as good as their running, they'd be unstoppable.

Overall, the Melbourne Demons are showing promise, but there's still a lot of work to be done. With a bit more practice and a lot more kicking drills, they might just turn things around. Until then, we'll keep cheering them on and hoping for the best!

*Edit: At, the risk of being misconstrued, Iโ€™ll clarify that this post is totally fabricated. It is the result of of some lazy 'prompt engineering' using Microsoft's Generative AI tool, CoPilot.

Youโ€™re fired!!!


40 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

Clearly people are in need of some content. I wasnt there, but my best mate...lets call him MS CoPilot was and had this to say:

ย 

Melbourne Demons Training Report - 31st January 2025

Summary of Training Drills:

  1. Ball Movement:ย The team focused on ball movement today, with an emphasis on handballs over kicking. Despite the best efforts, the foot skills still looked a bit ordinary. It seems like the players have mastered the art of handballing to each other, but when it comes to kicking, it's a different story. Let's just say, if kicking was a subject, the Demons might need a few more tutoring sessions.

  2. Inside 50 Delivery:ย There was noticeable improvement in player movement inside the 50, but the skills and decision-making still left much to be desired. The players were moving better, but the delivery was still as scrappy as a toddler's first attempt at finger painting. The decision-making? Well, let's just say it was like watching someone try to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded.

  3. Fitness:ย On a brighter note, all players are breaking personal records in fitness. It seems like the team has been spending more time in the gym than on the field. If there was a competition for the most fit team, the Demons would be in the running for the gold medal. Now, if only they could translate that fitness into better ball skills...

Player Summaries:

  • Trac:ย Showed great enthusiasm in the handball drills, but when it came to kicking, it was like watching a duck try to play soccer. Needs to work on foot skills.
  • Oliver:ย Impressive fitness levels, breaking personal records left and right. However, decision-making inside the 50 still needs improvement. Maybe a few more strategy sessions are in order.
  • Sparrow:ย Demonstrated better movement inside the 50, but the delivery was still scrappy. It's like they have the right idea but need to refine the execution.
  • Langdon:ย Another fitness fanatic, breaking records and setting new benchmarks. If only their kicking was as good as their running, they'd be unstoppable.

Overall, the Melbourne Demons are showing promise, but there's still a lot of work to be done. With a bit more practice and a lot more kicking drills, they might just turn things around. Until then, we'll keep cheering them on and hoping for the best!

*Edit: At, the risk of being misconstrued, ill clarify that this post is totally fabricated. It is the result of of some lazy 'prompt engineering' using Microsoft's Generative AI tool, CoPilot.

Okay then......

36 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

Clearly people are in need of some content. I wasnt there, but my best mate...lets call him MS CoPilot was and had this to say:

ย 

Melbourne Demons Training Report - 31st January 2025

Summary of Training Drills:

  1. Ball Movement:ย The team focused on ball movement today, with an emphasis on handballs over kicking. Despite the best efforts, the foot skills still looked a bit ordinary. It seems like the players have mastered the art of handballing to each other, but when it comes to kicking, it's a different story. Let's just say, if kicking was a subject, the Demons might need a few more tutoring sessions.

  2. Inside 50 Delivery:ย There was noticeable improvement in player movement inside the 50, but the skills and decision-making still left much to be desired. The players were moving better, but the delivery was still as scrappy as a toddler's first attempt at finger painting. The decision-making? Well, let's just say it was like watching someone try to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded.

  3. Fitness:ย On a brighter note, all players are breaking personal records in fitness. It seems like the team has been spending more time in the gym than on the field. If there was a competition for the most fit team, the Demons would be in the running for the gold medal. Now, if only they could translate that fitness into better ball skills...

Player Summaries:

  • Trac:ย Showed great enthusiasm in the handball drills, but when it came to kicking, it was like watching a duck try to play soccer. Needs to work on foot skills.
  • Oliver:ย Impressive fitness levels, breaking personal records left and right. However, decision-making inside the 50 still needs improvement. Maybe a few more strategy sessions are in order.
  • Sparrow:ย Demonstrated better movement inside the 50, but the delivery was still scrappy. It's like they have the right idea but need to refine the execution.
  • Langdon:ย Another fitness fanatic, breaking records and setting new benchmarks. If only their kicking was as good as their running, they'd be unstoppable.

Overall, the Melbourne Demons are showing promise, but there's still a lot of work to be done. With a bit more practice and a lot more kicking drills, they might just turn things around. Until then, we'll keep cheering them on and hoping for the best!

*Edit: At, the risk of being misconstrued, ill clarify that this post is totally fabricated. It is the result of of some lazy 'prompt engineering' using Microsoft's Generative AI tool, CoPilot.

This is what ChatGPT had to say about todays session.

On Friday, January 31, 2025, the Melbourne Football Club conducted a pre-season training session at Casey Fields, with a focus on match simulation and skill refinement. The session was well-attended by both players and coaching staff, all demonstrating a high level of commitment as the season's commencement approaches.

Training Activities:

  • Match Simulation: The team engaged in extensive match simulation drills, emphasizing strategic plays and in-game decision-making. This allowed players to practice under game-like conditions, enhancing their readiness for the upcoming season.

  • Skill Development: Players participated in drills aimed at improving ball handling, kicking accuracy, and defensive maneuvers. These exercises are crucial for maintaining and elevating the team's overall performance standards.

Player Updates:

  • Max Gawn: The team captain, recovering from a fractured larynx sustained in December, continued his rehabilitation. He is currently in a non-contact training phase and is expected to rejoin full training in the coming weeks.

  • Jake Lever: The defender, who underwent knee and shoulder surgeries in the off-season, has been focusing on running exercises and shoulder mobility. He is anticipated to return to full contact training by the end of January.

  • Charlie Spargo: After being sidelined for most of 2024 due to an Achilles injury, Spargo has been reintegrating into skills training with the group. He is on track to participate fully in training sessions post-Christmas

Coaching Remarks:

The coaching staff expressed satisfaction with the players' efforts and progress during the session. They highlighted the importance of these pre-season activities in building team cohesion and fine-tuning strategies ahead of the competitive season.

Next Steps:

The team will continue its rigorous training schedule, with upcoming sessions focusing on tactical drills and physical conditioning. The coaching staff plans to monitor player workloads to ensure optimal performance and injury prevention as the season approaches.

Overall, the Melbourne Football Club's pre-season preparations are progressing well, with players demonstrating dedication and a strong work ethic in anticipation of a successful 2025 season.

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I wouldn't take any notice of the above report.ย  Firstly, we don't get to see other clubs train and secondly, it's all completely subjective.

Btw, the person signs off mentioning the ''Melbourne Demons''.ย  I've never heard a supporter refer to the club as the ''Melbourne Demons''.ย  It's a very odd thing to say about the club you follow.ย 

48 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

Clearly people are in need of some content. I wasnt there, but my best mate...lets call him MS CoPilot was and had this to say:

ย 

Melbourne Demons Training Report - 31st January 2025

Summary of Training Drills:

  1. Ball Movement:ย The team focused on ball movement today, with an emphasis on handballs over kicking. Despite the best efforts, the foot skills still looked a bit ordinary. It seems like the players have mastered the art of handballing to each other, but when it comes to kicking, it's a different story. Let's just say, if kicking was a subject, the Demons might need a few more tutoring sessions.

  2. Inside 50 Delivery:ย There was noticeable improvement in player movement inside the 50, but the skills and decision-making still left much to be desired. The players were moving better, but the delivery was still as scrappy as a toddler's first attempt at finger painting. The decision-making? Well, let's just say it was like watching someone try to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded.

  3. Fitness:ย On a brighter note, all players are breaking personal records in fitness. It seems like the team has been spending more time in the gym than on the field. If there was a competition for the most fit team, the Demons would be in the running for the gold medal. Now, if only they could translate that fitness into better ball skills...

Player Summaries:

  • Trac:ย Showed great enthusiasm in the handball drills, but when it came to kicking, it was like watching a duck try to play soccer. Needs to work on foot skills.
  • Oliver:ย Impressive fitness levels, breaking personal records left and right. However, decision-making inside the 50 still needs improvement. Maybe a few more strategy sessions are in order.
  • Sparrow:ย Demonstrated better movement inside the 50, but the delivery was still scrappy. It's like they have the right idea but need to refine the execution.
  • Langdon:ย Another fitness fanatic, breaking records and setting new benchmarks. If only their kicking was as good as their running, they'd be unstoppable.

Overall, the Melbourne Demons are showing promise, but there's still a lot of work to be done. With a bit more practice and a lot more kicking drills, they might just turn things around. Until then, we'll keep cheering them on and hoping for the best!

*Edit: At, the risk of being misconstrued, ill clarify that this post is totally fabricated. It is the result of of some lazy 'prompt engineering' using Microsoft's Generative AI tool, CoPilot.

I was ready to reignite the "Is Goody still the right man?" thread.


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