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23 minutes ago, Ugottobekidding said:

Wonder if Greg Healy would make an ok ceo? 

 

let's dredge the complete list of former MFC on-field/off-field leaders to see if we can cough up someone to take over. We can find out if they are remotely interested in the position after we complete the character assassination of the current crew! 

13 minutes ago, waynewussell said:

let's dredge the complete list of former MFC on-field/off-field leaders to see if we can cough up someone to take over. We can find out if they are remotely interested in the position after we complete the character assassination of the current crew! 

At least he is experienced administrator 

 
49 minutes ago, Sir Windsor said:

I dont think you can credit roffey and pert with that feat. They almost fell into it as a result of the flag in 2021. You could argue they were at the helm when the numbers plateaud and fell in the years that followed. 

You could also argue that it happened in their watch and can't they get credit for anything?

 

More to the point, I have been arguing that the supposed requests by Trac are incorrect if not fabricated. I doubt very much if he would have made the distinction that you are trying to make. I have made other arguments in support of my view as well.

Trac needs a MASSIVE 2025 with all this [censored]


8 hours ago, SthSea22 said:

Trac needs a MASSIVE 2025 with all this [censored]

His recovery will take longer & don’t expect a lot in 2025

On 14/09/2024 at 19:58, whatwhat say what said:

i'd almost prefer liam ryan

speedy forwards who put it on the scoreboard and pressure defensively are the key part of modern footy it would seem

Hopefully Oscar Allen 

On 13/09/2024 at 19:23, adonski said:

Just trade him to the Bloos for Cerra and a couple firsts and get it over and done with

Cerra has got a permanently damaged Hammy.

 
On 15/09/2024 at 20:18, Engorged Onion said:

Huh? 😇 I mean you don't usually write [censored] on here @Mel Bourne - I think I need to do some research....

google Christopher Hitchens mother teresa

10 hours ago, SthSea22 said:

Trac needs a MASSIVE 2025 with all this [censored]

It better be big, yes

Let's Go Brand!


On 15/09/2024 at 20:18, Engorged Onion said:

Huh? 😇 I mean you don't usually write [censored] on here @Mel Bourne - I think I need to do some research....

Brace yourself. If you've ever been irritated by a celebrity doing a FIFO 'awareness raising' photoshoot, you'll choke on your vomit by the time you know the full Theresa story.

Christian will be attending the Red Bull training camp overseas rather than attending the B&F.

Melbourne will look back on their 2024 season at the club’s best and fairest count in early October, but Christian Petracca won’t be there. JAY CLARK explains why.

Why Petracca will skip Demons’ B&F

From the POV that he’s training, and under a program of monitoring and watchful eyes, great. Hard injuries to return from and if he’s doing his utmost to tick the boxes that gets him confident and capable of returning to footy, fantastic. Hope it’s smooth sailing and a resounding success. All the best, trac 🤞🏻 


Great to see Gus will be there on the night. Fantastic news.

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20 minutes ago, The end is nigh said:

From the POV that he’s training, and under a program of monitoring and watchful eyes, great. Hard injuries to return from and if he’s doing his utmost to tick the boxes that gets him confident and capable of returning to footy, fantastic. Hope it’s smooth sailing and a resounding success. All the best, trac 🤞🏻 

Also probably wants to avoid drunk dees fans querying him/having a go at him


2 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

 

Seems pretty excited to get back into it. Will be good for him after how slowly he had to progress his training post-surgery.

Admittedly, I have never attended a B&F but the fans do get the chance to occasionally mingle with the odd player don't they?

It's pretty sad to say, but I'm actually a bit thankful he won't be there just out of fear of a fan, downing a few too many chardonnays and getting a bit 'passionate' towards Christian and maybe whoever he takes to the night.

Might be best just to stay away for now, get himself 100% for next year and allow everyone to fall in love again once he starts playing wonderful footy and we start winning some more games.

 

Getting in shape for pre-season at Princes Park 👍 [puts on kevlar helmet & flak jacket 😁]

Just now, No. 31 said:

Getting in shape for pre-season at Princes Park 👍 [puts on kevlar helmet & flak jacket 😁]

No worries, Curnow will sort out our issues up forward. 🤝


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