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Joke that Essendon and top 4 can even be mentioned in the same sentence 

Pathetic pretenders and so good to see their season nosediving 

 
 

Towards the end of the second quarter I thought I was a chance to enjoy a 10 goal Essendon loss.

This was much, much better 

Great meme on Bomberblitz, with Forrest Gump stating "Essendon is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get". 

 
2 minutes ago, Maldonboy38 said:

Great meme on Bomberblitz, with Forrest Gump stating "Essendon is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get". 

You actually do they are the ones that are soft and gooey inside and melt in the slightest amount of heat 

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11 minutes ago, Bates Mate said:

That's a sweet result. I'm in big trouble with the missus who is a bombers supporter but totally worth it 

You took one for the team! Hats off to you! 


 

■■■■ club. ■■■■ list. Senior players with lack of skill and composure. Mental minnows. And we come back for more every year. It’s like it’s scripted.

I can’t believe people defense this rabble and particularly the list manager. He should be nowhere near the place. The only Dodo that continues to survive the extinction he deserves.

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39 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Adelaide defence is woeful, I think we can still leverage Petty on a trade. He's a very good tall defender.

@WalkingCivilWar just saying, if he really wants to move to SA. Based on the situation we had last off season.

And more gold from Bombetrblitz:

          Season over, what. A pathetic effort but sadly not surprising from this club

          Go ■■■■ yourself Essendon you make me ■■■■■■■ sick

I will sleep well tonight.

Honestly enjoyed that so much… well done crows. EAD you cheating [censored]!

11 minutes ago, Sydee said:

 Pathetic pretenders and so good to see their season nosediving 

My drugcheat supporting mate tipped this when they made their move up the ladder.
Declared they'd fall apart later in the season as they do it all the time.

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Can we have more Brad Scott vision!?

so sweet!!

11 minutes ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

I'm buying a camry tomorrow.

I'm taking my Camry for a drive to buy a pie floater.

2 hours ago, Jibroni said:

I think Rachele is playing injured otherwise he seriously bang average. Could not win a contest to save himself.

But kicked the winning goal 


Essendon supporters will be feeling real filthy right now

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Dubdee and family will be heading to the local RSL this weekend. I’m flush. my god i was due!

Suck on a fat one bombers!!

 
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7 minutes ago, Maldonboy38 said:

And more gold from Bombetrblitz:

          Season over, what. A pathetic effort but sadly not surprising from this club

          Go ■■■■ yourself Essendon you make me ■■■■■■■ sick

I will sleep well tonight.

please post more! love it!


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