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Gawn -overwhelmed and outplayed 

May - slow and frustrating 

Petty - embarrassing and inept

Rivers - career worst performance 

Viney - disposals occasionally amateurish 

Sparrow - provided virtually nothing 

Chandler - lost all confidence 

Salem - loose and slow

Hunter - useless before injury

Fritsch - invisible until last

Windsor - tired , seemingly disinterested 

Petracca - tried without influencing

Neal-Bullen - couldn’t get started

Tomlinson - seemed to care

McAdam - not on field

Pickett - played with passion 

McDonald - little to enthuse

Langdon - tried but ineffective 

Bowey - loose but tried

Turner - reserve grade quality

McVee - career worst game

Woewodin - made little difference 

Oliver - cared but limited

Edited by joeboy

 

That was fun

 

Joeboy - showed admirable constraint.


Joeboy - perfect except for McVee. 18 possessions. 8 intercepts. 100% disposals efficiency. 7 marks. Tried his best under constant pressure.  Held Walters. Walters got 2 goals from horrible Dees turnovers.  Not mcvees fault.  Three words. Mcvee. Tried under pressure.  

Sparrow never really delivers.

He tries hard but doesn't have the skills for a mid

Probably suited to a Cameo up fwd 

Petty has fallen apart.

You forgot Oliver....

Hasn't been great.

 
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43 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Gawn -overwhelmed and outplayed 

May - slow and frustrating 

Petty - embarrassing and inept

Rivers - career worst performance 

Viney - disposals occasionally amateurish 

Sparrow - provided virtually nothing 

Chandler - lost all confidence 

Salem - loose and slow

Hunter - useless before injury

Fritsch - invisible until last

Windsor - tired , seemingly disinterested 

Petracca - tried without influencing

Neal-Bullen - couldn’t get started

Tomlinson - seemed to care

McAdam - not on field

Pickett - played with passion 

McDonald - little to enthuse

Langdon - tried but ineffective 

Bowey - loose but tried

Turner - reserve grade quality

McVee - career worst game

Woewodin - made little difference 

Oliver - cared but limited 

 

43 minutes ago, joeboy said:

 


Gawn wasn't outplayed.  He was clearly the dominant ruck on the ground.  Darcy and Jackson's only periods of dominance in the ruck came against Petty, or when Jackson played as a forward.  Gawn beat them both convincingly in every other measure.  the Dockers didn't win the game because of the ruck battle.  There were about 50 other reasons. And yes, that's way more than three words:

Gawn - busted his guts

2 hours ago, joeboy said:

Gawn -overwhelmed and outplayed 

May - slow and frustrating 

Petty - embarrassing and inept

Rivers - career worst performance 

Viney - disposals occasionally amateurish 

Sparrow - provided virtually nothing 

Chandler - lost all confidence 

Salem - loose and slow

Hunter - useless before injury

Fritsch - invisible until last

Windsor - tired , seemingly disinterested 

Petracca - tried without influencing

Neal-Bullen - couldn’t get started

Tomlinson - seemed to care

McAdam - not on field

Pickett - played with passion 

McDonald - little to enthuse

Langdon - tried but ineffective 

Bowey - loose but tried

Turner - reserve grade quality

McVee - career worst game

Woewodin - made little difference 

Oliver - cared but limited

Brutally unfair on McVee

Sparrow    Hasn’t come on

Petty     Thoughts of Adelaide

Chandler    Love an Upgrade

Salem     Dynamic he’s not

MFC     Soul searching required


Mostly , I agree

5 hours ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Goodwin - He ain't it

Times up Simon!

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