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Will Schofield needs to stfu. You’re not commentating on Eagles tv you muppet.

Just now, Gunna’s said:

How do the four umpires miss Oliver jumper being pulled before he takes possession?

Oh they see it


If Petty plays like this next week, he's at the point of being dropped.

I'm not sure we can keep carrying him.

I know it's harsh but one good game is not enough.

These commentators are hacks .

10 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

This thread has once again turned into a “woe is me, we have the worst team and our coach is awful” joke.

Why can’t we comment about issues without resorting to degrading our best forward or getting stuck into our premiership winning coach? 
Not everything is perfect, but [censored] you’d think we are North Melbourne. 
 

True but what is consistent is that they never take the golden opportunities to establish their ladder position

They should finish this game second on the ladder  after Swans, %

Now they are at risk of losing to a bottom placed team.

It doesn't matter who you blame,the how or why.

It's the guys on the ground and I don't mean the umpires .

Season after season it's getting predictably tiresome 

 

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Schofield is giving BT a run for his money as the worst commentator going around

absolute [censored]. ruins every game he commentates.

Just now, Hopeful Demon said:

The commentary today has been [censored] terrible

It is genuinely unlistenable

The effort from Chandler, Rivers & Kozzy has been VG so far


Somehow the commentating is annoying me more than the game...

Pavlich was a great footballer, but he should not be allowed near a microphone. He's absolutely dog [censored] as a commentator.

Just now, Hopeful Demon said:

The commentary today has been [censored] terrible

Schofield and Pav. What a class act.

May as well just stick a mike in the eagles cheer squad 


Any chance Pav can shut the [censored] up??

he doesn’t even know the rules

Super stuff Windsor & Tracc there

ANB gets a lot of contact off the ball these days. We received two frees v carlton because of this, and 2 more today. Opposition must be targeting him imo.

 
Just now, Brownie said:

Schofield and Pav. What a class act.

May as well just stick a mike in the eagles cheer squad 

you would think a freo captain would be anti-WC but apparently not

I wish Pavlich would shut up about Narm being unsustainable 


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