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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs Carlton

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Carlton fans near me going absolutely off at the umpires.

Like they didn't get all the big calls in the first half!

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    1 minute ago, Gunna’s said:

    Carlton supporters booing. Turn it up

    Biggest wankers in the league. Worse than everyone.

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    Wasted another 3!!! chances in front of goal that quarter. [censored]. Tankers getting nervous surely.

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    1 minute ago, Superunknown said:

    Does anyone have a novel highly infectious zoonotic respiratory virus they can release so we can rehub to Perth, have no crowds and win a flag?!?!!? 
     

    maybe something from eating raw magpies ????????? 

    Don't forget it's so we never have to play in the wet!

    Well we have given ourselves the best possible chance. Would have been nice to land one of those posters. 

    But alas, we need 4 goals, plus cover anything they score, which is hopefully none or very little.

    Interestingly it’s 13 scoring shots to 15. Their q1 sharp shooting blitz cost us. 

    Amazingly still a sneaky

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    I am not looking forward to joeboys summation

    Does anyone have a novel highly infectious zoonotic respiratory virus they can release so we can rehub to Perth, have no crowds and win a flag?!?!!? 
     

    maybe something from eating raw magpies ????????? 

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    Just now, layzie said:

    Probably needed another 

    Let's hope the forward line just starts moving around in the last. 

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    In my best Barassi voice….

    BILLINGS OFF, WOEWODIN ON. BLOODY WEAK AS [censored]. 

     

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    1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

    Absolute dogs. All of them.

    Yeah they booed when we got a down field after their player elbowed nibbler in the head absolute morons 

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    2 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

    Does anyone have a novel highly infectious zoonotic respiratory virus they can release so we can rehub to Perth, have no crowds and win a flag?!?!!? 
     

    maybe something from eating raw magpies ????????? 

    Imagine that choice. 
     

    Things as they are now.

    or

    Lockdowns again but we just belt every team and win the flag. 


    I could do another 3 years of lockdown. 

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    1 minute ago, Clintosaurus said:

    Biggest wankers in the league. Worse than everyone.

    Not sure if them or cats myself.

    Yuck. Cannot win a clearance & our forward line functions like the Italian parliament 

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    2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Carlton fans near me going absolutely off at the umpires.

    Like they didn't get all the big calls in the first half!

    Nuffies

    1 minute ago, layzie said:

    Why did those peanuts boo a great goal?

    They probs felt McKay marked


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    Just now, spirit of norm smith said:

    3rd qtr.  

    Trac. 👏👏👏

    Pass mark. 

    Trac.  Sparrow.  May. ANB. Langdon. McVee. Bowey.  Riv.   Maxy.  Windsor.  JV7. 

    Lever and oliver just ok

    the rest were passengers 

    name names   .. 

    Chandler   JVR   Tmcd   Petty  Fritsch Pickett   Billings    Turner   Howes  

     

    umps horrendous 😡😡😡😡😡

    Sadly may have got too excited about Petty so soon.

    Anb has been great.

    Who knows maybe the blues will expire.

    There was some sloppy play at times but we outscored.

    I just think that five goal bump to zero is too much.

    I am so angry about how the umps were giving away frees in the first. It will come back to bite us 

    And to hear blues supporters whinge is not helping.

    Imagine stealing this now. 
     

    Won’t happen but jeez it would be delicious. 

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