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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs Carlton

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Carlton fans near me going absolutely off at the umpires.

Like they didn't get all the big calls in the first half!

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1 minute ago, Gunnaโ€™s said:

Carlton supporters booing. Turn it up

Biggest wankers in the league. Worse than everyone.

Wasted another 3!!! chances in front of goal that quarter. [censored]. Tankers getting nervous surely.

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1 minute ago, Superunknown said:

Does anyone have a novel highly infectious zoonotic respiratory virus they can release so we can rehub to Perth, have no crowds and win a flag?!?!!?ย 
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maybe something from eating raw magpies ?????????ย 

Don't forget it's so we never have to play in the wet!

Well we have given ourselves the best possible chance. Would have been nice to land one of those posters.ย 

But alas, we need 4 goals, plus cover anything they score, which is hopefully none or very little.

Interestingly itโ€™s 13 scoring shots to 15. Their q1 sharp shooting blitz cost us.ย 

Amazingly still a sneaky

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I am not looking forward to joeboys summation

Does anyone have a novel highly infectious zoonotic respiratory virus they can release so we can rehub to Perth, have no crowds and win a flag?!?!!?ย 
ย 

maybe something from eating raw magpies ?????????ย 


Just now, layzie said:

Probably needed anotherย 

Let's hope the forward line just starts moving around in the last.ย 

In my best Barassi voiceโ€ฆ.

BILLINGS OFF, WOEWODIN ON. BLOODY WEAK AS [censored].ย 

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1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

Absolute dogs. All of them.

Yeah they booed when we got a down field after their player elbowed nibbler in the head absolute moronsย 


2 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Does anyone have a novel highly infectious zoonotic respiratory virus they can release so we can rehub to Perth, have no crowds and win a flag?!?!!?ย 
ย 

maybe something from eating raw magpies ?????????ย 

Imagine that choice.ย 
ย 

Things as they are now.

or

Lockdowns again but we just belt every team and win the flag.ย 


I could do another 3 years of lockdown.ย 

1 minute ago, Clintosaurus said:

Biggest wankers in the league. Worse than everyone.

Not sure if them or cats myself.

Yuck. Cannot win a clearance & our forward line functions like the Italian parliamentย 

2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Carlton fans near me going absolutely off at the umpires.

Like they didn't get all the big calls in the first half!

Nuffies

1 minute ago, layzie said:

Why did those peanuts boo a great goal?

They probs felt McKay marked


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Just now, spirit of norm smith said:

3rd qtr. ย 

Trac. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Pass mark.ย 

Trac. ย Sparrow. ย May. ANB. Langdon. McVee. Bowey. ย Riv. ย  Maxy. ย Windsor. ย JV7.ย 

Lever and oliver just ok

the rest were passengersย 

name names ย  ..ย 

Chandler ย  JVR ย  Tmcd ย  Petty ย Fritsch Pickett ย  Billings ย  ย Turner ย  Howes ย 

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umps horrendousย ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Sadly may have got too excited about Petty so soon.

Anb has been great.

Who knows maybe the blues will expire.

There was some sloppy play at times but we outscored.

I just think that five goal bump to zero is too much.

I am so angry about how the umps were giving away frees in the first. It will come back to bite usย 

And to hear blues supporters whinge is not helping.

Imagine stealing this now.ย 
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Wonโ€™t happen but jeez it would be delicious.ย 


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