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2 hours ago, Bendigo_Demon said:

Its been steadily raining here in Bendigo all day. What are the conditions going to be like at the 'G' tonight?

Light misty rain here at the g.

 
 

Feeling relaxed (ha ha) Dees by 17 points easing back.!!


I'm picking the Dees tonight. I know Carlton will come out blazing but so will we. Go you Demons! I wish I could be there! 

Of course it hasn’t rained for several weeks and it’s decided to start raining now 😡

Get absolutely [censored] Melbourne weather. I just washed my hair you selfish [censored] 😂

 

Think the drizzle suits. Will certainly shut down whatever’s left of Mckay and Curnow after Mayzie and Tmac are done with them. 

dees by 20. 

24 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Raining as we speak. Make poncho your friend!

Does no one on these forums understand that we can’t play in the rain. People are dismissing it like a late change to a bottom skilled player. 


Just now, Oxdee said:

Does no one on these forums understand that we can’t play in the rain. People are dismissing it like a late change to a bottom skilled player. 

I completely understand the gravity of this. Feels like our chances have taken a massive hit 

12 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Of course it hasn’t rained for several weeks and it’s decided to start raining now 😡

Get absolutely [censored] Melbourne weather. I just washed my hair you selfish [censored] 😂

The question is @Jaded No More Will Frittas hair be able to stand up through the downpour?

I’ve got 2 adult tickets to give away in M24 if anyone is looking to head in at short notice or upgrade their seats.

Rain is not good for us

2 minutes ago, Oxdee said:

Does no one on these forums understand that we can’t play in the rain. People are dismissing it like a late change to a bottom skilled player. 

We are bound to win one sooner or later. I feel like statistically we are due for a leveller. I am going to use my once-a-year optimistic card tonight. Dees for the W.


7 minutes ago, Kysaiah the messiah said:

Think the drizzle suits. Will certainly shut down whatever’s left of Mckay and Curnow after Mayzie and Tmac are done with them. 

dees by 20. 

Sadly I think our strong intercept marking will be suffer more than Curnows marking which means ball comes to ground and then anything can happen.

5 minutes ago, Brownie said:

The question is @Jaded No More Will Frittas hair be able to stand up through the downpour?

His hair could withstand a nuclear war. 

3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

His hair could withstand a nuclear war. 

Yep, the amount of product he puts in his hair surpasses even Cotchin’s

3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

His hair could withstand a nuclear war. 

Funny, I just right now watched Oppenheimer.

Fritta's hair and cockroaches.

I wonder if it's five inches in length is included in Fritta's official height?


35 minutes ago, binman said:

Light misty rain here at the g.

Jack Viney, take the wheel.

15 minutes ago, Oxdee said:

Does no one on these forums understand that we can’t play in the rain. People are dismissing it like a late change to a bottom skilled player. 

I'd prefer dry conditions but I still think we have this.

 
1 hour ago, demon3165 said:

Midfield

Don’t mind it, I’ve wanted Bowey delivering inside F50 for a while now 


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