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3 minutes ago, Left Foot Snap said:

Yes, there used to be one in the office next to mine. But only one.

Guessing he was a nerdy social outcast at your place of employment.

 
1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

Guessing he was a nerdy social outcast at your place of employment.

Nah, that was probably me!!

Why even bother with goal umpires anymore if they are too scared to make a decision. Save the wages of them and spend it on better goal line technology. 

Edited by Age

 
Just now, Age said:

Why even bother with goal umpires anymore if they are too scared to make a decision. Save the wages of them and spend it on better goal line technology. 

IKR, we have Bang, Bang, Bang, this game just had Crypto, Crypto, Crypto 

The frequency of score reviews in this quarter is ridiculous. It flies in the face of the AFL’s desire for fast, free-flowing footy. It definitely is for advertising Crypto.com, otherwise they’d send the ball back to the middle and review it in that 30 seconds, which is what they do anyways (review every goal).


16 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Has anyone here ever met someone that follows North Melbourne?

I once dated a North supporter, and had an [censored] of a boss who was also one, so can confirm at least two exist.

 

Edited by Jaded No More

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

I once dated a North supporter, and had an [censored] of a boss who was also one, so can confirm at least two exist.

 

Was it a sympathy date?

11 minutes ago, Chook said:

My problem with Derm and other special commentators of a certain type is that they spend the whole game telling you what the players "should have done" or "were trying to do" instead of what's actually happening. They're trying to be coaches when they should be analysts.

That's being an analyst in football, he can be hard to listen to at times and I understand why people don't like listening to him but he is mostly right in his comments.

 

North determined not to let pick 1 slip from their grasp this year. 

Connor Macdonald is exactly the type of youngster MFC needs. Running midfielder.  Good goalkicker.  Still developing but has the making of a quality mid. 20 possessions to half time is a good day out.  That 2021 draft was a super draft.  Excellent top 40 !!!

9 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

This will give the lions a sniff. Green had to go. Hogan. Mmm not so sure.

Hope the giants smash them and go close to burying the lions season 

Edited by Brownie


Wish we had a forward like Larkey. Competitive.  Goalkicker.   Strong mark.  Limited opportunities in the Kangas team but would be a star in a top team.  

Swans great, gee we TOTALLY PAARKED UP the Brodie Grundy experiment TOTALLY!

2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I cannot stand him. He says every single comment like it’s the most profound thing you’re ever gonna hear. In his mind, every time he draws breath to make a comment he’s the Dalai Lama and we’re his devoted adherents. 

That sounds like David King. 


1 hour ago, whatwhat say what said:

presuming you mean jarman?

Weird auto check

Yes, jarman

On 17/04/2024 at 19:03, 640MD said:

Difficult round. I normally get 2 correct on rounds like this,

Saints, crows,Port A, GWS, Lions, Dockers,

Swans, Hawks. 
6 of those  within a goal or two. Dockers for knockout 

Well I was correct.  Only got the last two on form I should get st least 8 next week

Go Dees

One tip right this round. Sydney 

 
1 hour ago, leave it to deever said:

Was it a sympathy date?

If it was during the 70’s or early 80’s it probably was.   The Demons were terrible.

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Swans great, gee we TOTALLY PAARKED UP the Brodie Grundy experiment TOTALLY!

If only we had Hayden McClean instead of Max Gawn! /sarcasm

Edited by John Demonic


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