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2 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Don’t do it @WalkingCivilWar

I’ve heard weird things about how they role over there.

 

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    Harley Reid ripping the dockers to shreds my word… 

    Wish we could have traded up to land him. 

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    Thankfully we have great commentators. Darcy at 13 minutes to go in game, with Cats over 4 goals up, in rain, says ” if Lions are to win, they simply must get the next goal, you would think”. Yes most of us would think that. Lions had only kicked 4 goals for the game. Then at 9 minutes to go, he says “ the Lions need the next goal” and at that point they are nearly 5 goals down.

    Maybe I am being a bit hard, as most of them are just ex footballers, not professional sport commentators.

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    4 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Harley Reid. An absolute freak. The most Dusty player I’ve seen since Dusty. I can see why West Coast refused every offer they got for him. 

    ~ Sarcasm emoji missing ~

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    Geelong have beaten:

    Saints at taxpayer stadium by 8pts

    Adelaide who have won a solitary game 

    Hawthorn - spoon race

    Dogs in Adelaide by just 4pts

    North - spoon race 2.0

    They’ve had a joke of a draw, and I reckon this is the first good win they’ve had all year. 
    They play Carlton and us next. This will tell us where they really are. 

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    Looks like the Eagles just won the flag at 3/4 time against freo. 

    Can't imagine we will here any more draft assistance talk for them.

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    4 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

    And Geelong are about to be 6-0, [censored].

    We need the footy gods to come up with an actual curse that turns them into North Melbourne.

    I think I'd prefer playing the cats at the MCG than the lions at the gabba. Maybe not so bad?

     

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    4 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Hard to believe tonight’s Lions side is the same side that made us look inept last week. The Cats have played well but gee talk about sloppy and dumb footy in the wet conditions from the Lions, extraordinary. 

    We will see last week as an anomaly in Brisbane's form. They can't bring that intensity every week. They got up after media scrutiny. They are back to being fractured as a team and will struggle, occasionally putting everything together to pump a side. Like Port over the last few years.

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    Fremantle can't even use the 5 day break excuse. Embarrassing. 

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    1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

    I’m 0-6 in my tipping. Unbelievable.

    Same

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    Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

    F@&$ Jeeelong

    That is all

    Amen 

    But also f¥£> Brisbane. Suffer you insufferable bunch of d!kheads

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    1 minute ago, Left Foot Snap said:

    We will see last week as an anomaly in Brisbane's form. They can't bring that intensity every week. They got up after media scrutiny. They are back to being fractured as a team and will struggle, occasionally putting everything together to pump a side. Like Port over the last few years.

    They've got to back up against the giants next Thursday after a slog tonight.

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    3 minutes ago, brendan said:

    They will be calling for longmuirs head 

    Really... pretty sure this is standard form for the AFL's franchise version of St Kilda

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    7 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Harley Reid. An absolute freak. The most Dusty player I’ve seen since Dusty. I can see why West Coast refused every offer they got for him. 

    He's absolutely killing Freo...

    ...and then Yeo takes multiple tacklers on & treats them like they were under 10's.

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    8 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

    Don’t do it @WalkingCivilWar

    I’ve heard weird things about how they role over there.

     

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    LOL I was just saying the same thing to brother/dad

    cue 🎶 I’m my own grandpa 🎶

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    I’m not taking anything out of this Geelong win. The Lions are terrible in the wet. Result could be completely different if it was dry.

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    Gee Fagan will be disappointed.  I know it's tough conditions,  but of course rayner plays his best game against us.

    I still can't believe west coast are that far in front 

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    8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Thankfully we have great commentators. Darcy at 13 minutes to go in game, with Cats over 4 goals up, in rain, says ” if Lions are to win, they simply must get the next goal, you would think”. Yes most of us would think that. Lions had only kicked 4 goals for the game. Then at 9 minutes to go, he says “ the Lions need the next goal” and at that point they are nearly 5 goals down.

    Maybe I am being a bit hard, as most of them are just ex footballers, not professional sport commentators.

    Hodge:

    'Needed to be more smart there'

    Hodgey could be smarter.

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    3 minutes ago, rjay said:

    He's absolutely killing Freo...

    ...and then Yeo takes multiple tacklers on & treats them like they were under 10's.

    I don't really like West Coast, but I love watching Fremantle lose for some reason.

    Maybe I am still addicted to last year's death ride!!!

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