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DeeBlood
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Love the idea of the podcast but guys, you've got to improve your public speaking... too many Ums...especially Binman

Just listen to the Adelaide podcast and BInman's stats Its ridiculous....Sorry I had to turn off just couldnt stomach the Ums

I'll try again next week and see if youve fixed it

Cheers 

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    Contributing to a podcast isn’t public speaking. I like the conversational and relaxed style of the Demonland podcast.

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    4 hours ago, DeeBlood said:

    Love the idea of the podcast but guys, you've got to improve your public speaking... too many Ums...especially Binman

    Just listen to the Adelaide podcast and BInman's stats Its ridiculous....Sorry I had to turn off just couldnt stomach the Ums

    I'll try again next week and see if youve fixed it

    Cheers 

    You need to learn how to use apostrophes. Some full stops wouldn't go astray either.

    Cheers

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    I wasn’t sure if this was a serious topic or just tongue in cheek… but anyone who takes time out of their day to provide content and entertainment for us fans to feast on is alright by me. 
    How you deliver it Binman will/nor should ever be questioned. 

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    The podcast would be drastically improved if at the start of every sentence Andy said Mum, Binman said Yum and George said Rum instead of Um

    Edited by John Demonic

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    4 hours ago, DeeBlood said:

    Love the idea of the podcast but guys, you've got to improve your public speaking... too many Ums...especially Binman

    Just listen to the Adelaide podcast and BInman's stats Its ridiculous....Sorry I had to turn off just couldnt stomach the Ums

    I'll try again next week and see if youve fixed it

    Cheers 

    Thanks for the feedback.

    I worry i don't talk enough, so throw in lots of umms to get my word count up.

    For the same reason i often repeat words, like brilliant, curious and incredible. 

    A heads up. If I'm honest I'm unlikely to fix my speech patterns or affectations by next week. In fact I'm unlikely to fix them full stop. 

    By the by, in the spirit of mutual constructive criticism, you don’t capitalise the word um. 

    And, for future reference, binman is not capitalised either. 

    Cheers

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    1 hour ago, Ben said:

    Contributing to a podcast isn’t public speaking. I like the conversational and relaxed style of the Demonland podcast.

    Ummmm, yeah, naaaah.

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    11 minutes ago, binman said:

    Thanks for the feedback.

    I worry i don't talk enough, so throw in lots of umms to get my word count up.

    For the same reason i often repeat words, like brilliant, curious and incredible. 

    A heads up. If I'm honest I'm unlikely to fix my speech patterns or affectations by next week. In fact I'm unlikely to fix them full stop. 

    By the by, in the spirit of mutual constructive criticism, you don’t capitalise the word um. 

    And, for future reference, binman is not capitalised either. 

    Cheers

    And a big thanks Binman for putting out the rubbish.

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    16 minutes ago, binman said:

    And, for future reference, binman is not capitalised either. 

     

    Ummmm, being a proper noun it should be! 😀

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    9 minutes ago, dee-tox said:

    Ummmm, being a proper noun it should be! 😀

    Maybe he doesn't identify as a proper noun.

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    4 minutes ago, Left Foot Snap said:

    Maybe he doesn't identify as a proper noun.

    Good point. Ummmm, maybe 'they' or 'them' doesn't identify as a proper noun?

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    8 minutes ago, Left Foot Snap said:

    Maybe he doesn't identify as a proper noun.

    Improper noun then?

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    5 hours ago, DeeBlood said:

    Love the idea of the podcast but guys, you've got to improve your public speaking... too many Ums...especially Binman

    Just listen to the Adelaide podcast and BInman's stats Its ridiculous....Sorry I had to turn off just couldnt stomach the Ums

    I'll try again next week and see if youve fixed it

    Cheers 

    Love the idea of you contributing to the forum, but you have to improve your grammar.  Too many apostrophe errors, missed full stops, and wrong capitalisation.

    Sorry I had to move onto the next post half way through. 

    I’ll try again with your next post and see if  you’ve fixed it.

    Cheers

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    I get unbelievable value out of being a lifetime member of Demonland. Id pay many times the membership for the amount of time I spend here.

    This [censored] muppit isnt even a full lifetime member. Thanks for your' contribution champ.

    edit: apostrophe added to display contempt.

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    1 minute ago, Damo said:

    I get unbelievable value out of being a lifetime member of Demonland. Id pay many times the membership for the amount of time I spend here.

    This [censored] muppit isnt even a full lifetime member. Thanks for your' contribution champ.

    edit: apostrophe added to display contempt.

    *muppet 😀

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    SMH. Keep up the great work guys. Love the podcast. um’s included.

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    Possible titles for next week's podcast:

    Rattle and Um

    The Um of Us

    Comfortably Um

    Um and Ummer

    Um's the Word

    Um, Sodomy and the Lash 

    Bah, Umbug!

     

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    3 minutes ago, dee-tox said:

    Possible titles for next week's podcast:

    Rattle and Um

    The Um of Us

    Comfortably Um

    Um and Ummer

    Um's the Word

    Um, Sodomy and the Lash 

    Bah, Umbug!

     

    The um of all fears

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    5 hours ago, DeeBlood said:

    Love the idea of the podcast but guys, you've got to improve your public speaking... too many Ums...especially Binman

    Just listen to the Adelaide podcast and BInman's stats Its ridiculous....Sorry I had to turn off just couldnt stomach the Ums

    I'll try again next week and see if youve fixed it

    Cheers 

    Duuuuude, there’s much easier ways to get attention. (I assume attention is what you’re looking for since you’ve posted this publicly rather than in a PM, you’ve even created a new thread for it.)

    As you can see by the responses here, your post is littered with typos - I counted nine, conservatively - so maybe hold off your criticism of others until such time as you’ve cleaned up your own backyard.

     

     

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    6 hours ago, DeeBlood said:

    Love the idea of the podcast but guys, you've got to improve your public speaking... too many Ums...especially Binman

    Just listen to the Adelaide podcast and BInman's stats Its ridiculous....Sorry I had to turn off just couldnt stomach the Ums

    I'll try again next week and see if youve fixed it

    Cheers 

    Imagine being a full grown adult and feeling the need to write something on a public forum criticising the way someone speaks when their own written complaint is littered with errors. Clown.

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