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NON-MFC: Round 01

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Haha 12 meters is ok for the Cats it seems

 
Just now, The heart beats true said:

Imagine how hard it would be to win away games if every Victorian team had a bespoke stadium that they train on, and then they only allowed 40,000 people in, and just 5% of that got allocated to opposition supporters?

Thats what Geelong have.
It’s the biggest advantage in the modern game by quite some margin.

Earlier I'm pretty sure I heard one of the c7 commentators claim cats have won 84 out of the last 100 there. If that's true it's a big bias.

And in any case your right.  Their usual 9 wins at home are the standard foundation to get them into the eight.

 

 

Considering the Dees forward line limitations and how we lack cohesion and a strong target, if you want to see a forward line train wreck, have a look at Adelaide tonight!  

 
Just now, leave it to deever said:

Earlier I'm pretty sure I heard one of the c7 commentators claim cats have won 84 out of the last 100 there. If that's true it's a big bias.

And in any case your right.  Their usual 9 wins at home are the standard foundation to get them into the eight.

 

 

They should make the top 6 every year by default with such a huge advantage. 


 

how many blonde hair band fairies do the Cats have???

Damn. Thought the hillbillies were going to cough that one up.  


To top it off, we have to see Cameron Ling’s cheesy grin, cracking inbred Geelong in-jokes with Dangerfield and Holmes.

5 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Ugh was hoping danger would miss & Saints would run it down the other end & kick a goal.

It was a good kick by danger though

Rubbish free kick though. The Saints player was desperately tracking the ball and then Danger runs over the top of him. Hey dangerous [censored] happens sometimes. 

The off season really isn’t long enough when it comes to David Kings commentary. 

Just witnessed the biggest Geelong w*#kfest ever.

Between Ling Selwood & all the nancy headbands l think they’ve become my most hated club


well at least it did get a little exciting near the end

but one of the worst games of footy skills you'll see

 
26 minutes ago, Billy said:

Just witnessed the biggest Geelong w*#kfest ever.

Between Ling Selwood & all the nancy headbands l think they’ve become my most hated club

Come on it's Collingwood surely. Even if it wasn't Collingwood before last year it has to be them now.


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