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GAMEDAY: Opening Round vs Sydney

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Nibbler!!

 

Good to see our forward line coach Greg Stafford still hasn't come up with a forward line plan. 

It's frustrating just watching bomb after bomb go in

Spargo - showing lack of a preseason, or maybe passion.  A liability at present.

 
Just now, seventyfour said:

Laurie is no good. Easy change for Pickett next week.

Still can't believe Goody made him sub against the pies final.

Go Nibbler.

NIBBLER YOU GOOD LOOKING ****O. THANK YOU


Trust Nibbler to get us started with a twisted firestarter 

 

Get [censored]

Thank you Nibbler!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


[censored] 

Not sure it’s going to be our night 


3 minutes ago, praha said:

HOW IS THIS A GAME PLAN!? It's exactly the same?

Yep Goodwin hasn’t evolved at all. Continues to pick softies like Schache and Laurie who are weak as [censored]. 

Disposal has gone backwards and is an out and out disgrace at this level. 
 

it’s always our top handful of legends that do 98% of the work. 

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Good to see our forward line coach Greg Stafford still hasn't come up with a forward line plan. 

It's frustrating just watching bomb after bomb go in

That's not exactly correct. We now seem to be kicking more in hard and low to a big pack.

Funny it seems to bring the same result.

[censored] - screwed again by late score review.  Still only a single goal.  

 

What is going on here?

How did they pick that finger tip up?


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