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GAMEDAY: Opening Round vs Sydney

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We look terrible

Foot skills atrocious and I hate that I’m basically watching the same games we played last year to burn games. 

how have we not practiced this?

 This team is very frustrating

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    Laurie and Spargo - no room for both, even if one of them.  

    Frittata non competitive.

    AND they take every chance, we take none.

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    i remember the feeling of following the Demons

     

    Fantastic to see that true Melbourne football is on display tonight!

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    HOW IS THIS A GAME PLAN!? It's exactly the same?

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    Cannot buy a HTB in our forward line. Sydney has had a few.

    Can a forward take a f###ing Mark?!

    How is a commentator saying ‘there is no movement in the F50 for Melbourne’ and then laughing??????????

    That is a comment I’d expect from an under 12’s game 

    Edited by BoBo


    Roo, the Shack & Big Maxy all went up there.  Terrible

    1 goal from over 20 insides 50s. Abysmal. Nothing has changed. Skill level and method is poor.

    2 minutes ago, ucanchoose said:

    Windsor looks a player

    One positive at least

    3 minutes ago, Hopeful Demon said:

    People on this site often complain about Hunter but Langdon has been getting let off the hook to easily. He's been underwhelming for a while now.

    Shell of his old self I'm afraid.

    Has Goody noticed our fwd line is a mess .

    Can he make a change?

    Edited by leave it to deever

    2 minutes ago, ucanchoose said:

    Windsor looks a player

    Wait for him to get Melbourne'd (yes, I'm bringing it back.)


    I can't believe how hard we make it for ourselves. It is astonishing.

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    Laurie is no good. Easy change for Pickett next week.

    Watching us play is like trudging through quicksand

    So much effort, so little reward

    It's frustrating and demoralising

    Edited by Dr. Gonzo

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    4 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    He's not alone 

    I'd drag the next champion that does an underground handball.

    I hope Hunter's ok soon so we can drop Langdon.

    Move Tracca fwd coz it ain't working Goody.

    We would have to be number one in the comp for sub one metre handballs.


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