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same old Melbourne

 

JVR looks like his feet are stuck in quicksand 

Swans just executing their game plan and skills better. They look like they have more time 

 

Don't enjoy potting players, but I'm yet to see anything from Laurie that suggests he's up to the level yet. Sub him off for Billings at half time.

Training drill for the swans unfortunately. We really needed that call early when ANB should’ve had a shot 10m out directly in front. Umpires have been disappointing. So have we though.


Unless this gets better might be bed at half time

 

Ho hum 

Keep calm Demonlanders. Everything will be ok………..I think 

4 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

1st quarter

xx Spargo and Laurie horrible 

Xx kicking efficiency horrible 

Xx goalkicking Spargo Fritsch 

🤡🤡Petracca handball to players under pressure 

👏Gawn. Tomlinson.  Viney.  Only !!! 

Max is having no impact at all.

One disposal. No marks.

Tommo tick.

Oliver looks good.

Kick straight and we win.

It's a big if though.

Edited by leave it to deever

 

This years game plan is looking a lot like last year’s and the year before that, and the year before that….goal kicking accuracy is shizen again. 

If you listen to everyone it's not even worth watching the rest because if you don't take your chances you're stuffed.


Why the [censored] did an underdone spargo get picked ahead of the class-machine Billings?

Not enough credit given to Swans. Suffocating our ball movement and cutting through our zone too easy with shirt kicks and switches. 

1st quarter

xx Spargo and Laurie horrible and soft 

Xx kicking efficiency horrible 

Xx goalkicking 1-6.  Spargo Fritsch missed sitters 

🤡🤡Petracca handball to players under pressure - hit a target 

👏Gawn. Tomlinson.  Viney 👏 !!! 

Just now, Lord Travis said:

Don't enjoy potting players, but I'm yet to see anything from Laurie that suggests he's up to the level yet. Sub him off for Billings at half time.

I don’t see what he adds? And Billings at least finds the ball


Spargo around goal 🤮

Fritta playing on instead of doing the team thing and taking the alloted time so our press could set up and players recover.  As a rookie i'd get it... but for an experienced player that's a shocker and SG should make sure he never does that again.

All players should be on notice here not just Fritta.  Has to be a team rule unless only a few minutes of match time to go and we need a very quick goal.

Edited by Demon Dynasty

Spargo and Fritta have to nail those two goals, you don’t miss them at AFL level. 
 

We aren’t playing well, but it’s the first quarter. Get a run on and get some confidence. 

Settle Dees. 1Q thoughts:

- Viney, great as always

- Sparrow, inspired

- ANB, good 1% ers

- Spargo, would rather Billings

- Schache, don’t know if he is AFL quality

I think we'll win this but geez we're still absolutely shizen going forward 


What is going on with Fritsch?!

 

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