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Robbo's 2024 Top 50

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50. Will Day

49. Jamarra Ugle-Hagan

48. Brayden Maynard

47. Josh Daicos

46. Matt Rowell

45. Jack Viney

44. Luke Jackson

43. Clayton Oliver

42. Dustin Martin

41. Rowan Marshall

40. Hugh McCluggage

39. Nick Blakey

38. Shai Bolton

37. Keidean Coleman

36. Jacob Weitering

35. Jack Sinclair

34. Caleb Serong

33. Zach Merrett

32. Stephen Coniglio

31. Oscar Allen

30. Taylor Walker

29. Nick Larkey

28. Jai Newcombe

27. Touk Miller

26. Lachie Whitfield

25. Josh Kelly

24. Jordan Dawson

23. Patrick Cripps

22. Darcy Moore

21. Harris Andrews

20. Max Gawn

19. Tom Stewart

18. Luke Davies-Uniacke

17. Charlie Cameron

16. Noah Anderson

15. Connor Rozee

14. Sam Walsh

13. Tom Green

12. Errol Gulden

11. James Sicily

10. Sam Taylor

9. Lachie Neale

8. Jeremy Cameron

7. Jordan De Goey

6. Charlie Curnow

5. Christian Petracca

4. Toby Greene

3. Nick Daicos

2. Zak Butters

1. Marcus Bontempelli

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    Oliver @ 43 is an outright joke. If its based on 2023 performance only, fair enough but then how do you have Sicily @ 11 who missed almost as much footy as Oliver through injury. 

    Just doesnt add up. #muppet. 

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    Readers's Top 50.

    50. Jamarra Ugle-Hagan

    49. Zak Butters

    48. Luke Jackson

    47. Keidean Coleman

    46. Lachie Whitfield

    45. Brayden Maynard

    44. Oscar Allen

    43. Luke Davies-Uniacke

    42. Stephen Coniglio

    41. Matt Rowell

    40. Noah Anderson

    39. Jai Newcombe

    38. Taylor Walker

    37. Jordan De Goey

    36. Nick Blakey

    35. Zach Merrett

    34. Josh Kelly

    33. Sam Taylor

    32. Will Day

    31. Charlie Cameron

    30. James Sicily

    29. Jack Viney

    28. Charlie Curnow

    27. Jeremy Cameron

    26. Jack Sinclair

    25. Rowan Marshall

    24. Sam Walsh

    23. Shai Bolton

    22. Caleb Serong

    21. Jacob Weitering

    20. Harris Andrews

    19. Darcy Moore

    18. Dustin Martin

    17. Hugh McCluggage

    16. Patrick Cripps

    15. Connor Rozee

    14. Touk Miller

    13. Tom Green

    12. Tom Stewart

    11. Josh Daicos

    10. Errol Gulden

    9. Jordan Dawson

    8. Lachie Neale

    7. Nick Larkey

    6. Max Gawn

    5. Clayton Oliver

    4. Christian Petracca

    3. Toby Greene

    2. Nick Daicos

    1. Marcus Bontempelli

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    I’m generally not one for knocking “top player lists”, they’re somewhat subjective, but mainly, I just don’t care. But, this list (Robbo‘s) is terrible.

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    Oliver at 43 is plain insanity.

    Having Zak Butters at 2 was ridiculous. Very good player but no way number 2.

    Hard to argue with the Readers top 10. I agree with Larkey at 7. Excellent player

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      On 26/02/2024 at 00:35, Demonstone said:

    It's a ragebait click generator and it works every year.

    Robbo's opinion is irrelevant to me.

    Ragebait is an excellent description.

    As adults, I find it strange behaviour to go around telling other adults that you believe someone is better at something than someone else!

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      On 26/02/2024 at 00:42, dee-tox said:

    Ragebait is an excellent description.

    As adults, I find it strange behaviour to go around telling other adults that you believe someone is better at something than someone else!

    Isn't this what umpires do when they award votes?

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      On 26/02/2024 at 00:25, Gawndy the Great said:

    Oliver @ 43 is an outright joke. If its based on 2023 performance only, fair enough but then how do you have Sicily @ 11 who missed almost as much footy as Oliver through injury. 

    Just doesnt add up. #muppet. 

    not sticking up for the list exactly but i believe it is based on who is the top players for 2024. i.e who will be the best by end of season. so some guess work / predicting involved

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      On 26/02/2024 at 02:16, Dee*ceiving said:

    Robbo

    2. Zak Butters 

    Readers 

    49. Zak Butters 

    Happy Cracking Up GIF by Regal

    crazy how much victorians underrate Butters. He won the coaches award last year. clearly top 10

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    ESPN's list:

    https://www.espn.com.au/afl/story/_/id/39425665/afl-top-50-best-afl-players-season-2024

    1. TOBY GREENE (GWS)
    2. MARCUS BONTEMPELLI (WESTERN BULLDOGS)
    3. CHARLIE CURNOW (CARLTON)
    4. CHRISTIAN PETRACCA (MELBOURNE)
    5. JEREMY CAMERON (GEELONG)
    6. LACHIE NEALE (BRISBANE)
    7. NICK DAICOS (COLLINGWOOD)
    8. PATRICK CRIPPS (CARLTON)
    9. CLAYTON OLIVER (MELBOURNE)
    10. JAMES SICILY (HAWTHORN)
    11. JORDAN DE GOEY (COLLINGWOOD)
    12. ZAK BUTTERS (PORT ADELAIDE)
    13. SAM TAYLOR (GWS)
    14. DUSTIN MARTIN (RICHMOND)
    15. TOM GREEN (GWS)
    16. SHAI BOLTON (RICHMOND)
    17. SAM WALSH (CARLTON)
    18. TOM LIBERATORE (WESTERN BULLDOGS)
    19. ERROL GULDEN (SYDNEY)
    20. CONNOR ROZEE (PORT ADELAIDE)
    21. TAYLOR WALKER (ADELAIDE)
    22. CHARLIE CAMERON (BRISBANE)
    23. TOM LYNCH (RICHMOND)
    24. TOM STEWART (GEELONG)
    25. NOAH ANDERSON (GOLD COAST)
    26. CALEB SERONG (FREMANTLE)
    27. DARCY MOORE (COLLINGWOOD)
    28. NICK LARKEY (NORTH MELBOURNE)
    29. JORDAN DAWSON (ADELAIDE)
    30. MAX GAWN (MELBOURNE)
    31. RORY LAIRD (ADELAIDE)
    32. STEVEN MAY (MELBOURNE)
    33. LUKE DAVIES-UNIACKE (NORTH MELBOURNE)
    34. JOE DANIHER (BRISBANE)
    35. PATRICK DANGERFIELD (GEELONG)
    36. ZACH MERRETT (ESSENDON)
    37. TOUK MILLER (GOLD COAST)
    38. HARRIS ANDREWS (BRISBANE)
    39. ROWAN MARSHALL (ST KILDA)
    40. DARCY PARISH (ESSENDON)
    41. JACK SINCLAIR (ST KILDA)
    42. TOM HAWKINS (GEELONG)
    43. TIM ENGLISH (WESTERN BULLDOGS)
    44. CHAD WARNER (SYDNEY)
    45. OSCAR ALLEN (WEST COAST)
    46. STEPHEN CONIGLIO (GWS)
    47. ANDREW BRAYSHAW (FREMANTLE)
    48. JACOB WEITERING (CARLTON)
    49. DAN HOUSTON (PORT ADELAIDE)
    50. MAX KING (ST KILDA)

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    Let’s be honest… none of us will be happy with any of these lists unless the top 10 players are all Dees. 😅

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      On 26/02/2024 at 00:41, Demonland said:

    Bring back Mike Sheahan

    Robbo makes Mike Sheahan seem like Einstein ! 
     

    Robbo seems such an appropriate name. Conveys a suitable bogan image of a character with poor habits and not too many neurons. A la Sir Les Patterson. Apologies to all the Robbos out there! 

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    Genuinely, supporting Port Adelaide might be the only thing worse than these lists. 

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      On 26/02/2024 at 03:21, hemingway said:

    Robbo makes Mike Sheahan seem like Einstein ! 
     

    Robbo seems such an appropriate name. Conveys a suitable bogan image of a character with poor habits and not too many neurons. A la Sir Les Patterson. Apologies to all the Robbos out there! 

    You should probably apologise to the family of Barry Humphries, too, for equating Robbo with Sir Les. 

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      On 26/02/2024 at 05:35, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    You should probably apologise to the family of Barry Humphries, too, for equating Robbo with Sir Les. 

    True. Sir Les was entertaining and funny and of course a great Ambassador for the country. 

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    QD's top 10 players in the comp

    1. Gus*
    2. Max
    3. Clayton
    4. Trac
    5. Maysie
    6. Bont
    7. Kosi
    8. Vines
    9. Tommy Petty
    10. Sparrow

    50-1 rest of the field.

    * Ineligible due to the ineptitude, incompetence and shamefulness of management.

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      On 26/02/2024 at 00:25, Gawndy the Great said:

    Oliver @ 43 is an outright joke. If its based on 2023 performance only, fair enough but then how do you have Sicily @ 11 who missed almost as much footy as Oliver through injury. 

    Just doesnt add up. #muppet. 

    Robbo has had too many cactus Coolers, Oliver at 43 GARBAGE BULLTISH!😱🤮

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      On 26/02/2024 at 06:32, Lil_red_fire_engine said:

    No May in the top 50. That was enough for me. The ESPN list is alot more balanced and logical.

    It's funny isn't it.

    It's now completely accepted that teams are nor going anywhere near a flag without an elite defence.

    Footy media bang on about all the time. And every year the brownlow gets, rightly in my view, for being a midfielder award

    And then all the media awards go to mids. Coaches award too I guess, but al least defenders get votes.

    And then a top 50 from the head footy writer at the hun doesn't include the best defender in the best defence in the AFL. 

    And has Moore at 22 and weitering at 36. 

    Curiously he has Tom Stewart at 19. A gun no doubt. Better than Moore, weitering and may? Big call.

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