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50. Will Day

49. Jamarra Ugle-Hagan

48. Brayden Maynard

47. Josh Daicos

46. Matt Rowell

45. Jack Viney

44. Luke Jackson

43. Clayton Oliver

42. Dustin Martin

41. Rowan Marshall

40. Hugh McCluggage

39. Nick Blakey

38. Shai Bolton

37. Keidean Coleman

36. Jacob Weitering

35. Jack Sinclair

34. Caleb Serong

33. Zach Merrett

32. Stephen Coniglio

31. Oscar Allen

30. Taylor Walker

29. Nick Larkey

28. Jai Newcombe

27. Touk Miller

26. Lachie Whitfield

25. Josh Kelly

24. Jordan Dawson

23. Patrick Cripps

22. Darcy Moore

21. Harris Andrews

20. Max Gawn

19. Tom Stewart

18. Luke Davies-Uniacke

17. Charlie Cameron

16. Noah Anderson

15. Connor Rozee

14. Sam Walsh

13. Tom Green

12. Errol Gulden

11. James Sicily

10. Sam Taylor

9. Lachie Neale

8. Jeremy Cameron

7. Jordan De Goey

6. Charlie Curnow

5. Christian Petracca

4. Toby Greene

3. Nick Daicos

2. Zak Butters

1. Marcus Bontempelli

 

Oliver @ 43 is an outright joke. If its based on 2023 performance only, fair enough but then how do you have Sicily @ 11 who missed almost as much footy as Oliver through injury. 

Just doesnt add up. #muppet. 

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Readers's Top 50.

50. Jamarra Ugle-Hagan

49. Zak Butters

48. Luke Jackson

47. Keidean Coleman

46. Lachie Whitfield

45. Brayden Maynard

44. Oscar Allen

43. Luke Davies-Uniacke

42. Stephen Coniglio

41. Matt Rowell

40. Noah Anderson

39. Jai Newcombe

38. Taylor Walker

37. Jordan De Goey

36. Nick Blakey

35. Zach Merrett

34. Josh Kelly

33. Sam Taylor

32. Will Day

31. Charlie Cameron

30. James Sicily

29. Jack Viney

28. Charlie Curnow

27. Jeremy Cameron

26. Jack Sinclair

25. Rowan Marshall

24. Sam Walsh

23. Shai Bolton

22. Caleb Serong

21. Jacob Weitering

20. Harris Andrews

19. Darcy Moore

18. Dustin Martin

17. Hugh McCluggage

16. Patrick Cripps

15. Connor Rozee

14. Touk Miller

13. Tom Green

12. Tom Stewart

11. Josh Daicos

10. Errol Gulden

9. Jordan Dawson

8. Lachie Neale

7. Nick Larkey

6. Max Gawn

5. Clayton Oliver

4. Christian Petracca

3. Toby Greene

2. Nick Daicos

1. Marcus Bontempelli

 

I’m generally not one for knocking “top player lists”, they’re somewhat subjective, but mainly, I just don’t care. But, this list (Robbo‘s) is terrible.

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

Oliver at 43 is plain insanity.

Having Zak Butters at 2 was ridiculous. Very good player but no way number 2.

Hard to argue with the Readers top 10. I agree with Larkey at 7. Excellent player


2 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

It's a ragebait click generator and it works every year.

Robbo's opinion is irrelevant to me.

Ragebait is an excellent description.

As adults, I find it strange behaviour to go around telling other adults that you believe someone is better at something than someone else!

 
9 minutes ago, dee-tox said:

Ragebait is an excellent description.

As adults, I find it strange behaviour to go around telling other adults that you believe someone is better at something than someone else!

Isn't this what umpires do when they award votes?


1 hour ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Oliver @ 43 is an outright joke. If its based on 2023 performance only, fair enough but then how do you have Sicily @ 11 who missed almost as much footy as Oliver through injury. 

Just doesnt add up. #muppet. 

not sticking up for the list exactly but i believe it is based on who is the top players for 2024. i.e who will be the best by end of season. so some guess work / predicting involved

20 minutes ago, Dee*ceiving said:

Robbo

2. Zak Butters 

Readers 

49. Zak Butters 

Happy Cracking Up GIF by Regal

crazy how much victorians underrate Butters. He won the coaches award last year. clearly top 10

ESPN's list:

https://www.espn.com.au/afl/story/_/id/39425665/afl-top-50-best-afl-players-season-2024

1. TOBY GREENE (GWS)
2. MARCUS BONTEMPELLI (WESTERN BULLDOGS)
3. CHARLIE CURNOW (CARLTON)
4. CHRISTIAN PETRACCA (MELBOURNE)
5. JEREMY CAMERON (GEELONG)
6. LACHIE NEALE (BRISBANE)
7. NICK DAICOS (COLLINGWOOD)
8. PATRICK CRIPPS (CARLTON)
9. CLAYTON OLIVER (MELBOURNE)
10. JAMES SICILY (HAWTHORN)
11. JORDAN DE GOEY (COLLINGWOOD)
12. ZAK BUTTERS (PORT ADELAIDE)
13. SAM TAYLOR (GWS)
14. DUSTIN MARTIN (RICHMOND)
15. TOM GREEN (GWS)
16. SHAI BOLTON (RICHMOND)
17. SAM WALSH (CARLTON)
18. TOM LIBERATORE (WESTERN BULLDOGS)
19. ERROL GULDEN (SYDNEY)
20. CONNOR ROZEE (PORT ADELAIDE)
21. TAYLOR WALKER (ADELAIDE)
22. CHARLIE CAMERON (BRISBANE)
23. TOM LYNCH (RICHMOND)
24. TOM STEWART (GEELONG)
25. NOAH ANDERSON (GOLD COAST)
26. CALEB SERONG (FREMANTLE)
27. DARCY MOORE (COLLINGWOOD)
28. NICK LARKEY (NORTH MELBOURNE)
29. JORDAN DAWSON (ADELAIDE)
30. MAX GAWN (MELBOURNE)
31. RORY LAIRD (ADELAIDE)
32. STEVEN MAY (MELBOURNE)
33. LUKE DAVIES-UNIACKE (NORTH MELBOURNE)
34. JOE DANIHER (BRISBANE)
35. PATRICK DANGERFIELD (GEELONG)
36. ZACH MERRETT (ESSENDON)
37. TOUK MILLER (GOLD COAST)
38. HARRIS ANDREWS (BRISBANE)
39. ROWAN MARSHALL (ST KILDA)
40. DARCY PARISH (ESSENDON)
41. JACK SINCLAIR (ST KILDA)
42. TOM HAWKINS (GEELONG)
43. TIM ENGLISH (WESTERN BULLDOGS)
44. CHAD WARNER (SYDNEY)
45. OSCAR ALLEN (WEST COAST)
46. STEPHEN CONIGLIO (GWS)
47. ANDREW BRAYSHAW (FREMANTLE)
48. JACOB WEITERING (CARLTON)
49. DAN HOUSTON (PORT ADELAIDE)
50. MAX KING (ST KILDA)

Let’s be honest… none of us will be happy with any of these lists unless the top 10 players are all Dees. 😅


2 hours ago, Demonland said:

Bring back Mike Sheahan

Robbo makes Mike Sheahan seem like Einstein ! 
 

Robbo seems such an appropriate name. Conveys a suitable bogan image of a character with poor habits and not too many neurons. A la Sir Les Patterson. Apologies to all the Robbos out there! 

Genuinely, supporting Port Adelaide might be the only thing worse than these lists. 

2 hours ago, hemingway said:

Robbo makes Mike Sheahan seem like Einstein ! 
 

Robbo seems such an appropriate name. Conveys a suitable bogan image of a character with poor habits and not too many neurons. A la Sir Les Patterson. Apologies to all the Robbos out there! 

You should probably apologise to the family of Barry Humphries, too, for equating Robbo with Sir Les. 

19 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

You should probably apologise to the family of Barry Humphries, too, for equating Robbo with Sir Les. 

True. Sir Les was entertaining and funny and of course a great Ambassador for the country. 


Robbo hasn't a clue. You mean the best tall back in the comp isn't in the top 50 players in the game?

QD's top 10 players in the comp

  1. Gus*
  2. Max
  3. Clayton
  4. Trac
  5. Maysie
  6. Bont
  7. Kosi
  8. Vines
  9. Tommy Petty
  10. Sparrow

50-1 rest of the field.

* Ineligible due to the ineptitude, incompetence and shamefulness of management.

 
10 hours ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Oliver @ 43 is an outright joke. If its based on 2023 performance only, fair enough but then how do you have Sicily @ 11 who missed almost as much footy as Oliver through injury. 

Just doesnt add up. #muppet. 

Robbo has had too many cactus Coolers, Oliver at 43 GARBAGE BULLTISH!😱🤮

4 hours ago, Lil_red_fire_engine said:

No May in the top 50. That was enough for me. The ESPN list is alot more balanced and logical.

It's funny isn't it.

It's now completely accepted that teams are nor going anywhere near a flag without an elite defence.

Footy media bang on about all the time. And every year the brownlow gets, rightly in my view, for being a midfielder award

And then all the media awards go to mids. Coaches award too I guess, but al least defenders get votes.

And then a top 50 from the head footy writer at the hun doesn't include the best defender in the best defence in the AFL. 

And has Moore at 22 and weitering at 36. 

Curiously he has Tom Stewart at 19. A gun no doubt. Better than Moore, weitering and may? Big call.


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