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23 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

He is a very very nice guy off the field. So is his wife Emma. 
I honestly think if he doesn’t come to terms with Geelong he will retire. 

Mmmm  - I have had a totally different experience with this pair and would hate to see him at the Dees.

 
11 minutes ago, jane02 said:

Mmmm  - I have had a totally different experience with this pair and would hate to see him at the Dees.

That’s fair. I am sure everyone has had their own experiences with people both good and bad.
 

 I’ve said it on here before that Tom was extremely kind and generous and went above and beyond for my friend’s kid when he was diagnosed with cancer. 
I have also met Emma through work and she was extremely kind and didn’t scream WAG like quite a few other footballer’s wives I’ve worked with. 


1 hour ago, Demonland said:

If we're trying to make hail marys like this it says we don't have any other key forward targets this year.

Also, ironically it would suggest hail marys are still to be our forward "craft".

Let's hope not ...

Not sure the reporting of this would be accurate. 

i'm absolutely certain we would have asked the question but i think this is a bit like Clayton Oliver to the Blues, you introduce another club as a potential threat to get a better offer.

 

Would it be silly to sign him for a year and then take him on as a fwd coach?

I don't see him leaving Geel at all but would be more than happy to have a crack at him.

He would miss the farm, unless we allowed him to cultivate Goshs' paddock or Casey


On 10/10/2023 at 2:19 PM, Dee Boys said:

Hawk’s a mate of mine. Sadly he’s just re-signed with Geelong this morning.

Yet, unless I blinked and missed it, there’s been nothing announced as to his re-signing a day and a half later. Hmmm.

1 hour ago, hardtack said:

Yet, unless I blinked and missed it, there’s been nothing announced as to his re-signing a day and a half later. Hmmm.

Dotting i’s and crossing t’s. He’s agreed terms with them.

On 09/10/2023 at 18:12, MadAsHell said:

Could be awkward. Pretty sure I've heard Max say at a function that Hawkins is his wife's hall pass.😬

Slightly awkward - Tom Hawkins is Jess's 'Hall Pass'.

Incredibly awkward - Clarrie is Jess's 'Hall Pass'.

1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

The world is flat.

Well it has every right to feel a little down. There have been some truly awful things going on lately.


15 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

The world is flat.

The Flat Earth Society agrees and they should know.  They have members all around the globe.

Just now, Demonstone said:

The Flat Earth Society agrees and they should know.  They have members all around the globe.

Though they regularly lose members who inadvertently sail off the edge. 

4 hours ago, TRIGON said:

Slightly awkward - Tom Hawkins is Jess's 'Hall Pass'.

Incredibly awkward - Clarrie is Max’s 'Hall Pass'.

fixed it for you


37 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

Will Beyonce be with him?

3 hours ago, Stiff Arm said:

Rather see her walk into HS nude

Wouldn't we all rather Tom Morris?

 

It's near impossible to attract mature age players out of Geelong. Studies have concluded that commuting to Melbourne from Geelong involves driving into the sum both directions.

7 hours ago, Demonland said:

 

Lol jokes on jay cos everyone knows we'll be playing in geelong next season

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