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Tom Hawkins

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ADMIN EDIT: The following tweet is from a FAKE ACCOUNT

And here we go..

 

 

I am not against it. But for some reason just can’t see him leaving Geelong. 

 

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9 minutes ago, adonski said:

fake acc dazzalenko

Ffs

I'd honestly be all for it, assuming he'd vibe with the rest of the squad. Shame it's a fake account.

Heaps of fake accounts popping up on twitter with near identical account names and copying their profile pics

 

It's the silly season folks, media have to try and earn their salaries. 

I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn't believe anything.

David St. Hubbins


The story is actually about Thom Hawkers, the famous street food seller who Simon Goodwin met on an end of season trip to Thailand.

Definitely worth a 2-year contract. What other club can offer unlimited pineapple fried rice and pad thai to prospective new players?

Pls double check your sauces (dijon mustard my fav!) in future guys, not helping me old ticker here!

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1 hour ago, adonski said:

fake acc dazzalenko

Ah, yes. When I looked again I went 'Grrr'.

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11 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Ah, yes. When I looked again I went 'Grrr'.

Literally the first thing that popped up on my feed 🤦‍♂️


Absolutely categorically no chance in hell Tom and Emma are leaving their farm or moving their girls schools. They are settled in Geelong for the future. Fantasy land. 

1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Ah, yes. When I looked again I went 'Grrr'.

I wouldn’t have known it’s fake. Apart from the dodgy grammar and punctuation it looks authentic. 

27 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Absolutely categorically no chance in hell Tom and Emma are leaving their farm or moving their girls schools. They are settled in Geelong for the future. Fantasy land. 


Plenty have done the commute, and even more the other way.

McCartney did it for us & Stinear continues to (coaches, I know).

17 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I wouldn’t have known it’s fake. Apart from the dodgy grammar and punctuation it looks authentic. 

'Twas the 'rrr' in 'tommorrris32'. Verry cleverr.

21 minutes ago, Mach5 said:


Plenty have done the commute, and even more the other way.

McCartney did it for us & Stinear continues to (coaches, I know).

he has accepted less than his going rate for years at G, as a sign of loyalty and to keep the team together for success.  
 

Just can’t see why that would change for 1 year to make $300k more (which gets whacked down to $150k after tax) - he’ll get looked after in business and life immensely down that way in retirement if he stays a 1-club person 


Interviewed on channel 7 in Brownlow coverage and said he’s signed one year contract to go round once more with the Cats. Close thread.

28 minutes ago, Mach5 said:


Plenty have done the commute, and even more the other way.

McCartney did it for us & Stinear continues to (coaches, I know).

He has 3 young kids and Emma has a full time job. His family are his priority and he is very invested in his farm. 
He’s won 3 flags and Geelong are more than happy to keep him. Absolutely no chance he leaves. 

Let’s start a thread for any random old codger at the end of his career to add to the list of key forwards we already have at the end of their careers.

 
11 hours ago, Lord Travis said:

Interviewed on channel 7 in Brownlow coverage and said he’s signed one year contract to go round once more with the Cats. Close thread.

Sorry Go Away GIF by Nick

28 minutes ago, Apocalypse XXXI said:

Let’s start a thread for any random old codger at the end of his career to add to the list of key forwards we already have at the end of their careers.

Don't worry, they are coming.


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