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Can’t wait to beat the Blues next week

1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Pies fans one day, Carlton the next. Can’t wait 

I'm getting standing room.

 
3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Hopefully we learnt this yesterday! 

Well we can only hope they have. It's going to be a tough game next week! 


I wish we got Hayden McLean instead of Grundy. He was the perfect fit.

 
2 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

That was clearly a touched ball by Carlton right? There's no issue here right?

 

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What a joke of a competition.

2 deeply flawed goal review won Carlton this game.

Conventional wisdom has just three teams with felines as their nickname - Tigers, Lions, Cats, but that doesn't recognise the fourth team, the Carlton Cheaters.


1 minute ago, Superunknown said:

Jesus Sydney were Melbourne-wasteful

can we fix that please Greg?

grreggggg the stop sign

That Umps on the drug that killed River Phoenix

No McKay, no Martin.  Tomlinson no chance now.  Need to plan for the small forwards.  That's the danger. And not spend all night bombing it to Weitering.

3 minutes ago, Colm said:

That game will have taken a lot out of the blues. We have extra days rest. Martin will prob get suspended and McKay won’t play. 

True. But we’ll still bomb the ball in a billion times and score 6.28…🤣😭

2 minutes ago, manny100 said:

Its Carlton next week. McKay out concussion. Martin likely to get a week for striking.

Martin will get off with a fine, or an apology.


2 minutes ago, monoccular said:

2 deeply flawed goal review won Carlton this game.

Conventional wisdom has just three teams with felines as their nickname - Tigers, Lions, Cats, but that doesn't recognise the fourth team, the Carlton Cheaters.

I’d almost be upset if it didn’t happen to Sydney who deserved to lose on a flawed goal review system. 

You have to think after watching that the ARC has been told they must make a decision. Insufficient evidence seems to have been taken out of the mix.

If only that was the case 5 weeks ago we'd be playing Brisbane tomorrow night at the G. Funny how things have worked against us this year. We can't take a trick.

Edited by The heart beats true

1 minute ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Was McLean available?

Had a year to run last off season, but signed a four year extension recently.


Just now, Jaded No More said:

I’d almost be upset if it didn’t happen to Sydney who deserved to lose on a flawed goal review system. 

Nah sorry nobody deserves to lose on a crappy score review system

After our loss to Carlton we all said it’s going to cost someone a final - well here we are it has 

Its a farce 

 
3 minutes ago, Sydee said:

Nah sorry nobody deserves to lose on a crappy score review system

After our loss to Carlton we all said it’s going to cost someone a final - well here we are it has 

Its a farce 

I could not have been more vocal about my rage towards this pathetic system. It is a literal piece of garbage someone is filming on their handycam they purchased from Ted’s in 1987 to make a porno. 

A pre schooler with $30 can go to JB Hifi and do better. 
 

I just like the full circle irony of life. And football. 

Edited by Jaded No More

4 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

McKay may have a rib problem rather than concussion so could end up playing after all.

He was groggy on his feet walking off the ground, that ain’t ribs!


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