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A draw, with extra time would be a great result from our point of view.

2 goals in three minutes is doable.

 

PS dissent, which won Carlton a meaningless preseason game against us last year, is now apparently all OK.

 

Edited by monoccular


1 minute ago, Bates Mate said:

Sydney are doing a Melbourne

Legit should be 3-5 goals up

Another [censored] scramble for tickets next week.

 

Feels like I’ve rewatched Dumb and Dumber the last two nights.

Just now, The heart beats true said:

This is eerily similar. You can't give up starts in finals. 

Hopefully we learnt this yesterday! 

4 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

I don't think Carlton supporters have ever seen an AFL game before. They don't understand the rules.

Please forgive them

like Collingwood fans , they’re amoeba.

Just now, The heart beats true said:

This is eerily similar. You can't give up starts in finals. 

Also need to attack from minute one instead of from the start of the 3rd quarter.


6 minutes ago, DubDee said:

i’ve been thinking about this and i have NFI!

Blues look shaken but first final so i reckon they’ll be more confident next week. but without Mackay. 

Swans are tough but have no real fwd weapons. i reckon we could grind them down easier

so i guess the Swans but really if we want to champs we should beat either

Agree with both assessments and you’re not wrong, we need to beat either. We are better and can, but the usual Melbourne conundrum is which one of our teams will turn up? 

Pies fans one day, Carlton the next. Can’t wait 


Huge game next week. 50/50 call. 

Edited by BDA

 

That game will have taken a lot out of the blues. We have extra days rest. Martin will prob get suspended and McKay won’t play. 


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