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VOTES: Rd 23 vs Hawthorn

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6 - Lever

5 - Rivers

4 - Melksham

3 - Brayshaw

2- Viney

1- JVR

 
2 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

6.  Lever

5.  Viney

4.  Melk

3.  Rivers

2.  Nibbler

1.  Sparrow

Apologies to Roohey & Gus

Have a Toohey for Roohey 

 

6. Lever 

5. Melksham 

4. Rivers

3. Viney 

2. Brayshaw 

1. Sparrow 

By the numbers;

6 Jake Lever

5 Jack Viney

4 Jake Melksham

3 Trent Rivers

2 Max Gawn

1 Tom Sparrow

 Honourable mentions;

Angus Brayshaw

Steven May

Alex Neal-Bullen

Christian Petracca

Christian Salem

Joel Smith

Special mention;

Judd McVee - Luke Breust started like a house on fire but young fella extinguished the spark.

Adjudicators;

Boundary umpire who lost his whistle and glasses receives this week's Specsavers voucher. Chelsea Roffey deserves a bunch of pink carnations.

Broadcasters;

Late in the game after the Demons had wrested control of the game, Luke Darcy was still rabbiting on about Hawthorn as a team on the rise. In the heat of the kitchen flat as unleavened bread.

From the director's chair;

Winner Winner Win GIF by giphystudios2021

 

 

 

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pink lady edit


15 minutes ago, layzie said:

Have a Toohey for Roohey 

Funny you should say that.

Managed a pint of Weizen post match at the Burnley Brewhouse Lz. 

Sensational drop that and extra nice having just beaten the wee & poo again...ceiling the top 4 chance & sending the Blues packing into eliminations!

All that while watching Freo go down yet again which cements our high pick. 

Lovely stuff to round out the weekend.

Edited by Demon Dynasty

6 - Rivers - getting better and better

5 - Rick - masterclass

4 - Milkshake - dominant 

3 - Gus - cool and classy

2 - Jack - ferocious attack on ball

1 - ALex- relentless and effective

May, Sparrow, McVee Smith, Ed, Lache and Roo deserve a special mention. Max, Tracc & Clayton building nicely.!!

Edited by DeeZone
Added the wingers.

 
4 hours ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Lever - 6

Oliver - 5

Gawn - 4

JVR - 3

Rivers - 2

McVee - 1

Oliver? My godfather !

5 hours ago, Roger Mellie said:

Rivers

Viney

Brayshaw

Lever

Sparrow

Melksham (6 votes had he slotted them)

Stiff - Lingers, Nibbler

Annnnd a criminally underated HUNTER


9 hours ago, picket fence said:

Well beaten? The man has been out 10 weeks I thought he worked his way into it and was a STELLAR performer last one and a half quarters!😇

Stellar ?!?! After half time 8 disposals.  1 tackle. 1 goal. We all love Clarry. He is a champion. But yesterday was not his best and he’s working back into the game. He was well held and picked up once McGuinness was shifted off him. He’s going to be a key player once again in the finals 

7 hours ago, picket fence said:

Annnnd a criminally underated HUNTER

Hunter would be in the best 6 every week based on touches and ground covered. Unfortunately, his touches are often wasted through poor decisions and poor delivery.

11 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Funny you should say that.

Managed a pint of Weizen post match at the Burnley Brewhouse Lz. 

Sensational drop that and extra nice having just beaten the wee & poo again...ceiling the top 4 chance & sending the Blues packing into eliminations!

All that while watching Freo go down yet again which cements our high pick. 

Lovely stuff to round out the weekend.

I've got to get down to Burnley again, ripping setup they got there!

Keen to try that Red Giant IPA. 

 


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With a maximum of four games to play for the season, Christian Petracca is 37 votes ahead of Jack Viney - the only other possible winner of the Demonland Player of the Year.

228. Christian Petracca 
181. Jack Viney 
136. Clayton Oliver 
94. Angus Brayshaw
89. Max Gawn 
72. Steven May  
68. Trent Rivers 
64. Jake Lever
54. Lachie Hunter Kysaiah Pickett  
46. Christian Salem 
40. Brodie Grundy 
28. Tom Sparrow 
27. Jake Bowey Ed Langdon 
24. Judd McVee
22. Alex Neal-Bullen
19. Bayley Fritsch Jake Melksham
18. Kade Chandler 
16. Harry Petty 
13. Jacob van Rooyen 
9. Ben Brown
8. Charlie Spargo  
5. Tom McDonald
4. Michael Hibberd 
3. James Jordon Adam Tomlinson

Lever

Rivers

ANB

Brayshaw

Viney

Sparrow

 

6 Lever
5 ANB
4 Rivers
3 Sparrow
2 Viney
1 Melksham

6: Lever

5: Rivers

4: Melksham

3:Viney

2: Langdon

1: ANB.

Sorry, May...

 


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