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2 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Unfortunately itโ€™s all too common now in big games.ย 

At the game, prancing around, unaccountable and no urgency. Gotta get this out of hia game

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2 minutes ago, layzie said:

Hey all, eyes off the umpires for a second and more onto our crud display. Can't hit the backside of a barn with our disposal right now.

Umpires aren't helping not paying holding the ball frees๐Ÿ˜ก

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1 minute ago, Chook said:

I'm complaining about both thingsย ๐Ÿ˜ช

That's betterย 

6 minutes ago, โ€”coachโ€” said:

Nobody blew a whistle, why did he just stand there allowing the guy to rag doll him around whilst making no attempt to get rid of it

Iโ€™d suggest that was an automatic response to, yโ€™know, having taken the ball over the boundary line.ย 


Whereโ€™s Binman?IMG_7848.thumb.jpeg.bba8d2c381e9a333cc521a3030f3e8f2.jpeg

1 minute ago, Mel Bourne said:

Arm wrestle with a team who beat the premiership favourites two weeks ago.ย 

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Donโ€™t care. Are you happy with our performance so far? They have not been amazing - spirited yes - but weโ€™ve been sloppy and wasteful. Hand balling to guys under pressure. Fumbles. Guys not sighted all game.ย 

1 minute ago, wizardinoz said:

Umpires aren't helping not paying holding the ball frees๐Ÿ˜ก

True. They need to go back to schoolย 

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1 minute ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

What the fugg is going on with the umpiring fraternity?

They have completely lost the plot!

The problem is IMO there are too many of them no consistency. I see no evidence that 4 is proving better 3.ย 


1 minute ago, 3183 Dee said:

Whereโ€™s Binman?IMG_7848.thumb.jpeg.bba8d2c381e9a333cc521a3030f3e8f2.jpeg

Somewhere with less glare hopefullyย 

6 minutes ago, Chook said:

Could barely have played worse, similar to Carlton yesterday.

Such sloppy skills, spending it before we've earned it and dropping easy handballs (Petracca, Laurie, Salem).
It's an attitude thing - the boys are not intense enough which is just bizarre given this win is going to lock in top 4 and it's Gawn and ANB's milestone games.

I think the whole milestone game as motivation is oversold. Teams just as likely to play poorly imoย 

Someone is smoking a massive blunt outside gate 6. Smells like Bob Marley took a [censored] on the grass.


14 minutes ago, Fanatique Demon said:

No one could have stopped that

Not just that but his either lost his man or given to much space on numerous occasions, at least 4 of there marks inside 50 Iโ€™d attribute to him

Hawks cutting our zone up with deft short kicks and good delivery I50. They've been doing that to us for years

1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

Hard to see us going deep into finals dishing up this excrement at this time of year.ย 

Not with this forward line

10 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

Melksham giving Sicily a bath

Sicily would need one after been a grubby [____] for almost a decade.

Very good, sure, but grubby.


1 minute ago, BDA said:

I think the whole milestone game as motivation is oversold. Teams just as likely to play poorly imoย 

I reckon it's about 1%

Just now, Red But Mostly Blue said:

Donโ€™t care. Are you happy with our performance so far? They have not been amazing - spirited yes - but weโ€™ve been sloppy and wasteful. Hand balling to guys under pressure. Fumbles. Guys not sighted all game.ย 

Of course Iโ€™m not happy.ย 
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But the modern league is very competitive these days, and even teams who are low on the ladder find pockets of excellent form. I donโ€™t see it as โ€œDemons are being showed-up by dudsโ€

1 minute ago, praha said:

Someone is smoking a massive blunt outside gate 6. Smells like Bob Marley took a [censored] on the grass.

Oh those were the days...

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Just now, Ugottobekidding said:

Since his contract, has hardly lifted a finger. Might be trade bait

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