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Jesus. My train into town is packed to the gunnels with Carlton scum. 

 
22 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

There’s very little chance of rain tonight

Sunshine Coast??  Pissing down here .... 12kms as crow flies from the G

29 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

He was declared persona non grata  , however, I believe a miracoulous and phoenix like resurrection maybe underway!

Again? Or is this rev 2 of the Craig Hutchison spat?

 
41 minutes ago, old dee said:

It's raining in the north and west

And the East... but apparently the G remains a Shangri-La vs the dreaded Melbourne eddy and Grundy is safe to play!

Excellent bus ride in. Now onto the Mountain View for the Matildas.


45 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

He was declared persona non grata  , however, I believe a miracoulous and phoenix like resurrection maybe underway!

Dr. Who's fault.

All charges dropped surely!

Edited by Demon Dynasty

Australia looks very lethargic. France's ball handling far better in the early game so far. They'll will win this easily I'm afraid...

Grey, overcast and wet here in NW Europe. This weather should hit Melbourne around October. 

 

32○ here in koh samui.

26 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Sunshine Coast??  Pissing down here .... 12kms as crow flies from the G

Not 7.30 yet my friend 


32 or so here in Manila where I'm reinforcing a classic Demon stereotype in the Cathay Business lounge. 

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8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Haven't heard from @picket fence of late.

Is there any truth to the rumour that he's been in a state of euphoric intoxication since Clarrie's return was announced ?

Forget the ''Euphoric Intoxication"Uncle, I have been hooked up to a Scotch and coke machine intraveniously in one arm, and Milkthistle, Liver cleanser in the other!!😁


1 hour ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Jesus. My train into town is packed to the gunnels with Carlton scum. 

Risky travel so stay alert. I guess the disgusting aromas will keep you intuitive - but simultaneously, green around the gills. When the train doors opens at the station, you'll feel like your in heaven. Just like the last 60 seconds of the 4th quarter, to come. 

1 hour ago, bjDee said:

I have placed lurve above footy.  Very difficult choice as you would appreciate.

I shall be with my darling Blues-supporting partner in a cinema watching a movie that starts at 7:30pm.  Phones on silent, with no peeking.

Last time we went to the Dees-Blues game at the G it nearly ended in blows (not the good sort!)

I’m dreading the possibility of a Melbourne vs Pies GF. My poor husband told friends that he would secretly be barracking for the Dees if this happens - just to keep the peace ✌️ 

Jeez…lions very lucky not to be paid insufficient intent or whatever it is for walking it through the behinds...


Feels like the showers has stopped. At least for the moment.

Anyone seen Oliver in the warmup? Can’t sight him.

A couple of our players watching the game instead of warming up.

 

All good…sighted .

Edited by Gawndy the Great

 
6 minutes ago, kev martin said:

Feels like the showers has stopped. At least for the moment.

Radar is looking ok now 

7 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Anyone seen Oliver in the warmup? Can’t sight him.

A couple of our players watching the game instead of warming up.

Can someone please answer this?


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