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GAMEDAY: Rd 12 vs Carlton

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Will take it but that “deliberate” was disgraceful.  
Maggots zero feel for the game. 

 

Great chase from smith

 

THIS [censored] UMPIRE, hasn’t paid high all night now denies Max’s mark then calls a high to the Carlton bloke. Get stuffed 


Of course Cerra paid high when he held and dropped the ball in our goal. 

2 minutes ago, Seraph said:

Fritsch should have handballed to Chandler. I know he scored, but dribbling it through from 20m when you've got a guy running in for a guaranteed goal isn't the play.

Thought the same On the replay Chandler wasn't in his field of vision

 

Noooo Bowey, one of our best on the ground 🥲

3 minutes ago, Diamond Tim said:

Kosi needs  to play crummer not tall

Does my head in every week. Costs us so many shots at goal. If he stayed down instead of flying like an [censored] he’d probably win the Coleman!


Umpires are still the gold standard of absolute [censored]

The Gawn and Grundy combination hasn't worked unfortunately. 

Having an extra ruckman is simply robbing us of having a tall forward. Our CHF right now is either Pickett or Spargo.

Bizarre coaching.

I really wish the insufficient intent rule would be changed. 

Watching Tomlinson closely. The bloke has NFI. Casey is his team.


Remember when we could hit a target and kick straight?

What a time to be alive that was. 

Where would we be without Steven May.

Outstanding.

When Salem misses three targets in a row you know the world is cooked.

3rd quarter 

Turnovers still

Bowey 🤯🤯🤯🤯

Gawn. AA Ruck doing nought as a forward 

🤬🤬🤬goalkicking 

[censored] game of footy 

Mcvee and Sparrow are holding firm 

Trac still bog

Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

The Gawn and Grundy combination hasn't worked unfortunately. 

Having an extra ruckman is simply robbing us of having a tall forward. Our CHF right now is either Pickett or Spargo.

Bizarre coaching.

Brown needs to be in the team at the expense of a small.

Grawdy is fine, we can’t afford to have just the one ruckman but they shouldn’t be resting forward.


Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

The Gawn and Grundy combination hasn't worked unfortunately. 

Having an extra ruckman is simply robbing us of having a tall forward. Our CHF right now is either Pickett or Spargo.

Bizarre coaching.

Yep, can't remember how many times Spargo or Chandler have to contest the ball with guys 15 - 20 cm taller than them. Very stupid set up IMO.

We're not gonna see pretty football tonight. We just need to do whatever we can to get this job done.

 

Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

The Gawn and Grundy combination hasn't worked unfortunately. 

Having an extra ruckman is simply robbing us of having a tall forward. Our CHF right now is either Pickett or Spargo.

Bizarre coaching.

Was going to say the same thing. BB would be better as a 2nd ruckman. Problem is I’m not sure Gawn is ahead of Grundy ATM 

 

Have a bad feeling. Blues have a sniff and will come out with everything.

We haven’t shown any composure all game and am doubtful it’s going to start now. 

We need 2 quick goals to ice the game, but unlikely. Goody will try and shutdown the game down and I think it’s going to backfire.


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