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GAMEDAY: Rd 12 vs Carlton

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4 minutes ago, Dee-monic said:

Awful disposal from both teams. Luckily Carlton have been even worse than us. I wouldn't want to watch the slaughter if we produce this standard against Collingwood.

Or next week. 

 
1 minute ago, Lord Travis said:

Just gotta get the four pints tonight. This game is absolute trash. Unbelievable this is modern day AFL with the best athletes and players in the land. The talent pool isn’t big enough it seems.

Lucky we have another team coming 

 
1 minute ago, jules7 said:

Max looks like he’s playing injured, and we are missing Oliver big time, get him back and we will be ok!

I will be fuming if we have a similar situation like last year when we rushed Max to play against Geelong.😡


1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

He plays for Melbourne. So yes. 

He didn't have his arms pinned he let go.

3 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Will Viney miss next week with his illegal tackle early in the first quarter?

3 times softer than Carltanks this week.

Head barely touched the grass.  Got up straight away with no issues at all

 
2 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

Just gotta get the four pints tonight. This game is absolute trash. Unbelievable this is modern day AFL with the best athletes and players in the land. The talent pool isn’t big enough it seems.

Need more than 4 pints for this one

2 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

Just gotta get the four pints tonight.

If we keep on playing like this i will need them


2 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

Just gotta get the four pints tonight. T

Try not to drop any...

3 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

People saying Smith has looked likely are watching a different game to me 

You have seen how the ball enters the forward line, Tony Lockett would struggle to get a kick.

2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Ok this half we won't fumble, we'll take our marks, kick straight and dominate 

Please send a photo of whatever you're drinking 227

Just now, ucanchoose said:

Need more than 4 pints for this one

I'll take one thanks!

8 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

1st half

Ditto. Terrible suburban league 4 type footy. Turnovers and missed targets by both teams. Rubbish footy. 

🤮Spargo free kick and goal (ridiculous umpiring even beyond a Ginnivan level) 

Kozzzy goal but needs to do more 

clearances 23-14 stoppages 19-10 

JVR goal 

🥔turnovers 37-38 

🥔umps - free kicks 5-11

 

 

Actually like to see Grundy take an overhead mark !!!


Can't get Petty back quick enough. Down back.

5 minutes ago, Juk3b0x said:

Fox footy are on the mark with us.  Out of form, out of confidence.  Forward connection is terrible, don’t kick to space or advantage, bomb it in.

Selfish plays either not taking the best option, or not hearing it or expecting them to be there

Good players missing easy targets.  Dropped marks.  Gawn seems either underdone or disinterested - there’s no fire there, no angry Max. 

I havent seen too many bombs in . it seems they are more trying to pinpoint targets inside 50, and skills ane confidence to do so is just letting them down

1 minute ago, demon3165 said:

You have seen how the ball enters the forward line, Tony Lockett would struggle to get a kick.

Fair point

I don’t know what I’m watching but it sure as [censored] ain’t Aussie Rules. Barely allowed to tackle anymore, can’t bump.. a boring mess. 

A very hard game to watch but last weeks was worse imv

Gawny is competing but wow ... nothing like the Big Max we've known over recent years after the return.

Needs a serious vitamin B injection 


2 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

No idea seeing as I’m sitting on my usual spot on level 2a

Amazed yr actually at the game?!??

Against my better judgement. Feet are frozen and my brain bleeding from the vision transfered by my eyes.

1 minute ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Please send a photo of whatever you're drinking 227

Nothing sadly. I'm just trying to be optimistic. Sitting here watching this this at the ground is not pretty 

 

To many big heads in this team .Tell Tracc its the mfc show not the tracc show.Kossie has done his one goal and put the cue in the rack.Chandler good grief.Roo gets free and they wont kick to him why bother having a full forward


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