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GAMEDAY: Rd 10 vs Yartapuulti

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1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

I just want to be in touch at 3/4 time and let’s see if our 4th quarter continues to be our best.

Yep, a lot of toys being thrown out of the cot here......theyve only had 4 more scoring shots really. A few tweaks needed here and there and we will see. This quarter is the test.

I’m starting to really dislike this sport. 


1 minute ago, layzie said:

I've got this overwhelming feeling the Port are going to get a clearance and goal in the first 40 seconds. Change the damn narrative!

Your half right

First bounce, exactly the same thing happens, we win the tap, get first use, they sweat on us cough it up. 

 
1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I'll try and be positive. 

We're 13 points down and none of our stars have absolutely fired a shot.

The upside is these guys can still go up a gear.

C'mon guys!

Don’t worry it only took a minute to be 19 points down 

1 minute ago, layzie said:

I've got this overwhelming feeling the Port are going to get a clearance and goal in the first 40 seconds. Change the damn narrative!

Damn straight 


Wasn’t even 5 meters 


lol called it. first goal in a minute.

7 minutes ago, praha said:

Agreed but can't see it. Statistically, Port put foot to throat and it's game over. Willing to bet they kick the first goal of the half within a minute.

And there it is

What a bunch of cheats

That went 7 metres max… 

[censored] off hodge… it actually does matter how far it goes you [censored]


Just now, Wadda We Sing said:

Yep, a lot of toys being thrown out of the cot here......theyve only had 4 more scoring shots really. A few tweaks needed here and there and we will see. This quarter is the test.

Which we just spilled our coffee all over and are asking the teacher for a new sheet to put our answers on

My God these [censored] commentators wet themselves whenever every questionable decision goes against Melbourne. It’s disgusting really. 

 

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