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1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

I just want to be in touch at 3/4 time and let’s see if our 4th quarter continues to be our best.

Yep, a lot of toys being thrown out of the cot here......theyve only had 4 more scoring shots really. A few tweaks needed here and there and we will see. This quarter is the test.

I’m starting to really dislike this sport. 


1 minute ago, layzie said:

I've got this overwhelming feeling the Port are going to get a clearance and goal in the first 40 seconds. Change the damn narrative!

Your half right

 
1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I'll try and be positive. 

We're 13 points down and none of our stars have absolutely fired a shot.

The upside is these guys can still go up a gear.

C'mon guys!

Don’t worry it only took a minute to be 19 points down 

1 minute ago, layzie said:

I've got this overwhelming feeling the Port are going to get a clearance and goal in the first 40 seconds. Change the damn narrative!

Damn straight 


Wasn’t even 5 meters 


lol called it. first goal in a minute.

7 minutes ago, praha said:

Agreed but can't see it. Statistically, Port put foot to throat and it's game over. Willing to bet they kick the first goal of the half within a minute.

And there it is

What a bunch of cheats

That went 7 metres max… 

[censored] off hodge… it actually does matter how far it goes you [censored]


Just now, Wadda We Sing said:

Yep, a lot of toys being thrown out of the cot here......theyve only had 4 more scoring shots really. A few tweaks needed here and there and we will see. This quarter is the test.

Which we just spilled our coffee all over and are asking the teacher for a new sheet to put our answers on

My God these [censored] commentators wet themselves whenever every questionable decision goes against Melbourne. It’s disgusting really. 

 

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