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1 minute ago, MoeSyzlak said:

If you’re looking for a coach that changes up tactics depending on the opposition, or adjusts with astute moves on game day im afraid Goody isn’t your man. 
 

He will persist with the exact same game plan week after week and make zero adjustments tonight. Guaranteed. 

what did he say last year? we are designed to play the same way every week

 

Just now, dees189227 said:

I swear we are the only team that can never find a loose player kicking out

There’s a whole bunch out to the right, we just never go there

What has happened to Steven May this year? He’s gone from the best Melbourne defender I’ve ever seen, to getting beaten by absolute spuds.

 

As weird as it sounds we need to stopping dropped an extra behind play it’s not helping when port just wins the contest at the ball 9/10 times 

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

I swear we are the only team that can never find a loose player kicking out

I agree 

it’s sooooooo boring 



Turn over game is not going to work if we dont apply enough pressure. Going down the line is also going to kill us. We need to take this game on with run and carry and switch plays. Games already lost though.

Oliver completely [censored] himself with zero awareness.

Getting ugly now

Max has cracked the [censored] and stopped trying.


Port playing a bit dirty.

 

Dial up the pressure for god's sake. It seems impossible to get the ball off them, every God damn handball of theirs finds a target 


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