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1 hour ago, dees189227 said:

To the trespasser who is between Richmond & Flinders st stn move now. You are holding up the trains. We want to get to the G.

There's NO trespasser it's an excuse they use for being inept and just plain fn useless which the public transport has been for the last 30 years. Buses replaced trains when I was a teen. FFS I'm in me 50s now and they're still doing it. 

 

so we are thinking between 6:50 and 7:10 the gates wont let people in?

gotta there very early or late

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 Running on Red Bulls and coffee and nothing else coz GameDay

#nightgamenegatives

 
2 minutes ago, 4_Kent_Watts said:

There's NO trespasser it's an excuse they use for being inept and just plain fn useless which the public transport has been for the last 30 years. Buses replaced trains when I was a teen. FFS I'm in me 50s now and they're still doing it. 

They just straight up cancelled the train I needed to catch to get there in plenty of time 🤷🏻‍♂️

2 minutes ago, slimecat said:

They just straight up cancelled the train I needed to catch to get there in plenty of time 🤷🏻‍♂️

Right jumping in the shower, polishing off me scotch, cocktails and getting to the train station in the next...........


Ground staff say they're expecting 81,000.

2 hours ago, Demon_spurs said:

Where did you get this information. I can see nothing on the PTV site

Melb email today and found on website

Omw home from work, wearing a navy top, red backpack and my 2023 member scarf.  Unfortunately in Sydney... but I'll raise a glass at first bounce in my lounge room!

 

Never ever have I seen so many Melbourne supporters on the Mernda line. We might just crack the 80k mark tonight. 

1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Never ever have I seen so many Melbourne supporters on the Mernda line. We might just crack the 80k mark tonight. 

Too many tigers coming from the west 🙃


1 hour ago, Demonstone said:

Can't see him doing that tonight.

Did I miss something?

Has he been dropped?

18 minutes ago, 4_Kent_Watts said:

There's NO trespasser it's an excuse they use for being inept and just plain fn useless which the public transport has been for the last 30 years. Buses replaced trains when I was a teen. FFS I'm in me 50s now and they're still doing it. 

If my teenage years are anything to go by, there absolutely was a trespasser. I was like a termite up the walls of Melbourne train system. 

3 minutes ago, BoBo said:

If my teenage years are anything to go by, there absolutely was a trespasser. I was like a termite up the walls of Melbourne train system. 

You may know me then I was a regular visitor to train yards back in the day, walls i wasn't inrested in.

18 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Never ever have I seen so many Melbourne supporters on the Mernda line. We might just crack the 80k mark tonight. 

I’m on the Mernda train too!


Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

Sub?

My guess is Laurie because he was out with Kosi before

1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Sub?

Bill.

4 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Sub?

train will still be quicker. 

1 hour ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Calming the nerves a little in Burnley...20230424_165543.thumb.jpg.8fa5d02159d1c3c5dd610ade3601cd57.jpg

Calming that nerves at the G next to the DA with my $13 JB can!

 

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2 hours ago, DubDee said:

it’s game day!

Am i at the wrong game?

3 minutes ago, layzie said:

Not hung up on numbers, just be a good crowd.

Could say something here about hung but i'll zip it

13 minutes ago, slimecat said:

I’m on the Mernda train too!

Security!

 
Just now, Demon Dynasty said:

Could say something here about hung but i'll zip it

Security!

Those Burnley Pales must have gone down a treat DD!

4 minutes ago, layzie said:

Those Burnley Pales must have gone down a treat DD!

Sure did.  Their Weizner is top notch Layzie.  If i wasn't coming to the game holy moly!  Pintfest!


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