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5 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Fremantle's development is puss.

I'd happily back Mark Williams to get the best out of him because the kid certainly has talent.

Him and Kozzie buzzing around the forward line would make defenders think twice.

I reckon we can fit him in somewhere..

Speaking of Choco Williams, PAY HIM WHATEVER HE WANTS TO STAY FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS OR SO! Then Choco, only then, after 4-5 Premierships in a Row you can retire with a very contented and Smug look on ur dial FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE๐Ÿ˜‡ย Content in the knowledge that you were "The Spiral Architect!"

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2 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Speaking of Choco Williams, PAY HIM WHATEVER HE WANTS TO STAY FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS OR SO! Then Choco, only then, after 4-5 Premierships in a Row you can retire with a very contented and Smug look on ur dial FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE๐Ÿ˜‡ย Content in the knowledge that you were "The Spiral Architect!"

Choco comes out of contract at the end of the year too.

Hopefully he stays.

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5 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Choco comes out of contract at the end of the year too.

Hopefully he stays.

A very VERY important cog in our machine...ย  VERY !!


Great news. For the adults, it's great to have one of our most skilfull and highest potential players re-sign. For kids, I dreaded the thought of having to explain to my seven-year-old that his favourite player wouldn't be continuing with the Dees. He was jumping around the kitchen today with a nerf football saying: Kozzie from the impossible angle puts it through!

17 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Is this officially Demonland's longest ever thread with a happy ending?

The Tom Scully thread still holds the record.

8 minutes ago, dee-tox said:

Great news. For the adults, it's great to have one of our most skilfull and highest potential players re-sign. For kids, I dreaded the thought of having to explain to my seven-year-old that his favourite player wouldn't be continuing with the Dees. He was jumping around the kitchen today with a nerf football saying: Kozzie from the impossible angle puts it through!

My son is stoked. Runs around the back yard calling his name.

Reminds me so much of myself when I was doing the exact same thing calling Jeff Farmer's name.

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On 1/13/2023 at 8:13 PM, adonski said:

The word Loyaltyย 

But in much smaller font underneath it, it says "to Port Powa"ย 

Has not aged well has it?

2 minutes ago, dworship said:

Has not aged well has it?

Not my fault if it's faded

Koz will need to take that up with his tattoo artist


31 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Is this officially Demonland's longest ever thread with a happy ending?

Tom Scully retiring must have given the No T$ thread a happy ending? That thread started when we were still carving in stone.

2 hours ago, Engorged Onion said:

Why is Chin called Chin? Is there a problem with his Chin?

Itโ€™s because he has a rather chiselled chin.ย 

23 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

My son is stoked. Runs around the back yard calling his name.

Reminds me so much of myself when I was doing the exact same thing calling Jeff Farmer's name.

Up goes Farmer!!! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

43 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Is this officially Demonland's longest ever thread with a happy ending?

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34 minutes ago, Ugottobekidding said:

I think the Jack Watts one is longer

I wasnโ€™t on DL at the time but Iโ€™m pretty sure the Jack Watts thread wouldnโ€™t have had a happy ending.ย 


22 minutes ago, In Harmes Way said:

Tom Scully retiring must have given the No T$ thread a happy ending? That thread started when we were still carving in stone.

You canโ€™t have a happy ending without an ending, IHW. Methinks the No T$ thread will live on forever.ย 

At the risk of sounding like a stereotypical Melbourne supporter I cringe when I hear the bogan chant of Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi,Oi,Oi.

But I am so comfortable with Kozzi, Kozzi, Kozzi, Oi, Oi, Oi!!!!

Go figure

7 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Is that what you are hoping or you have intel?

Chandler's a key re-signing for our future forward line.

Now we can go to the G for the rest of the season and genuinely enjoy Kozzie's talents with the comfort of knowing that he's ours for many a year.ย 

The cheer when he gets his first touch in a fortnight against the Hawks will be spine tingling.

Absolutely stoked with this, the club is so well run these days, it's a credit to the culture that has been built over the last 10 years. The horror of the Neeld/Schwab era feels like a lifetime ago. It's so great being able to support the club and worry about nothing else but the wins/losses knowing things are being managed well behind the scenes.


5 minutes ago, Wodjathefirst said:

But I am so comfortable with Kozzi, Kozzi, Kozzi, Oi, Oi, Oi!!!!

Loved hearing and chanting that onย  game day.

Could be i'm losing my hearing slowly but appears to have dropped away as a chant of late for some reason.

35 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

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I wasnโ€™t on DL at the time but Iโ€™m pretty sure the Jack Watts thread wouldnโ€™t have had a happy ending.ย 

I think you will find that according to many of us, it was definitely a happy ending to that thread

26 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Save face all you like, SEN.ย  Kozzy is ours! ๐Ÿฅฐโค๐Ÿ’™

I know right? How embarrassing.ย 

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8 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

The horror of the Neeld/Schwab era feels like a lifetime ago. It's so great being able to support the club and worry about nothing else but the wins/losses knowing things are being managed well behind the scenes.

I dunno ... there was always the maroon scarfs

No doubt the single best piece of news out of the club this year. Now onward and upward young man


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