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The Jayden love on here is something to behold.  I hope that somehow he comes to know about it.  Lots of people have 'outed' themselves as a Jayden fan and I love it!

I know in my head that he is gone but I can't bring myself to take him off the list in the 'Contracts' thread 😢

Go well, Jayden.

 

14 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Especially a western ‘burbs ranga! 

You can put the farm on it (livestock and chattels included).

I’ll even book an ambo for Luci before we start brawling. It’s the least I can do. 


Me: Geelong, 2022 GF

Luci: Sydney, 2022 GF

Good Lord!  Too much violence and I hate the sight of blood.

A genteel brunette from Bayside scrapping it with a 'westie' ranga!!  Can't see it.

 

Edited by Lucifers Hero

 

Did we get  a pack of twisties with that third rounder?  Sheesh.

Farewell Hunty, hope you have a son called Mike who we can F/S in 18 years….

No need to worry about pick #52.  Its fate:

  • We keep it an it becomes a bid in the low-mid 40's after all the second round picks are chewed up with F/S: Ashcroft, Fletcher, Davey and NGA: Mackenzie all top 16 draft estimate.
  • We keep it and use it in a player trade to get a better pick back
  • Use it in a pick swap.

It will become more valuable than it looks at face value.


15 minutes ago, buck_nekkid said:

Did we get  a pack of twisties with that third rounder?  Sheesh.

Farewell Hunty, hope you have a son called Mike who we can F/S in 18 years….

Choose the middle name Yorik and any first name works.

As for Jayden, thanks for your service and all the best out west.

10 hours ago, The heart beats true said:

I feel for Jayden. He’s been on the edge of our team for the best part of 5 years. That’s a hard place to be. Over the last couple of years when he made mistakes you could see him beating himself up about it.

I hope he can play with the freedom that makes him so great to watch when he’s up and about. 

So much hard luck for him, he also had a heap of big collisions due to his courage. Like the one in Adelaide that night for that huge win.

I don't usually put much into wishing players the best when they leave us but I'd genuinely like to see Hunty play some good footy at WC. 

25 minutes ago, buck_nekkid said:

Did we get  a pack of twisties with that third rounder?

Forget the packet of Twisties.  I'd be happy with just one Sheezel.

 
11 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Does he get a blue and gold headband with his new guernsey?

Just vomited thinking about it!


2 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Good Lord!  Too much violence and I hate the sign of blood.

A genteel brunette from Bayside scrapping it with a 'westie' ranga!!  Can't see it.

 

Oh Luci, I couldn’t possibly fight you. It wouldn’t be fair. (Unless my hands are tied behind my back and I’m blindfolded). 😜

4 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Good Lord!  Too much violence and I hate the sight of blood.

A genteel brunette from Bayside scrapping it with a 'westie' ranga!!  Can't see it.

 

 

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Oh Luci, I couldn’t possibly fight you. It wouldn’t be fair. (Unless my hands are tied behind my back and I’m blindfolded). 😜

Go on - get into it!

Two sheilas having a catfight - great entertainment.

3 hours ago, Mr Steve said:

Great highlights reel. Will long remember his final few minutes against Carlton. Outstanding. Sad to see him go.

Two of our fastest players gone - Hunt and Bedford with Baker likely gone as well.

We need to inject some pace pronto.

Hunt on SEN

out of contract 

wanted to leave the contract talks until end of the year 

new opportunity- fresh start 

hope to really help the Eagles - they are a strong club and can bounce back - best 22 is very good 

eagles and WA lifestyle is attractive opportunity 

met Adam Simpson and very impressed 

Sad to leave Dees after 9 years - made lots of good friends 

role at eagles is to use speed and run (but Dees used him in lockdown style) and suit to Optus ground 

Reflect on Dees finals failure as got run over in both finals and need to analyse it 

NEW HEADBAND IS ESSENTIAL- thinking about the best colour options 

didnt ask simmo about whether the torp is ok to use 

South American trip in the off season 

 

… good luck Jayden 

 

 


HTF Jayden is only worth a third rounder and McStay an early second rounder is beyond me. McNOTstay must be on a good quid. 

1 minute ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

HTF Jayden is only worth a third rounder and McStay an early second rounder is beyond me. McNOTstay must be on a good quid. 

Jayden's salary is about $400k and McStay's is about $600k

1 minute ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Jayden's salary is about $400k and McStay's is about $600k

Very ordinary big men have a 30 percent premium on Jack Dyer good ordinary (ish) smalls it seems. 


That highlights reel makes me remember why I always liked him.

I love run and dare, but the courage he showed in that reel was also incredibly impressive.

The highlights make me sad that i will never see him in full flight again, well not in our beloved  red and blue. 

Edited by Lucifers Hero

 

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Imagine if it was true that he’s not happy about going to WCE. Just imagine. 😢

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

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Imagine if it was true that he’s not happy about going to WCE. Just imagine. 😢

is that one of those weird app things doctoring the face? Is it meant to be meme worthy?

  I don't really get it?

Edited by Engorged Onion


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