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No offence to anyone but these bin dippers had no right being in this game. They aren't a premiership team's bootlace 

 

Geelong are well truly prepared to win this years flag.

They’ve had the luxury of resting players and look supremely fit across the board.

And tbey’ve been mostly excellent at the G.

Poor Holmes looks done for with a hammy.

7 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

Amazing i50 by Myers to Hawkins.

If only we could do similar instead of long bombing to a pocket 

Yes that's the sort of ball user you want running into 50.  Aside from Spargo, we wouldve kicked that straight to the Brisdonk player ahead of Hawkins on the Arc.


Just now, layzie said:

No offence to anyone but these bin dippers had no right being in this game. They aren't a premiership team's bootlace 

Imagine being the team that put them into this game.

1 minute ago, layzie said:

No offence to anyone but these bin dippers had no right being in this game. They aren't a premiership team's bootlace 

It would help a bit if they’re marquee Brownlow midfielder could touch the prune more than twice a quarter.

 

Geelong are super fresh, and we’ve been flat for 3 months.

The upside is that they didn’t do this to us.


6 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

The Lions didn’t beat us, we did with our inaccuracy in the first half. Game should’ve been over at half time.

It wasn't  and the Lions won

39 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Geelong are cherry ripe.

They're just toying with the Lions. Watch for the dam wall  break.

Funny how Geelong look fit and fresh. Wonder if that's got to do with management of players through the season..

Hmm funny that........

Plus the very kind draw courtesy of the beautiful people at the AFL.

They are a kind bunch aren't they?

Edited by YesitwasaWin4theAges


21 minutes ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

We would have got murdered tonight.

No... everyone on here so far has said both these sides are crepe ( lol)

1 minute ago, Kick_It_To_Pickett said:

I think we can say it - Brisbane played their Grand Final last week 

They were just fortunate enough to line up against some pea-hearted witches hats in their gf

I notice Selwood doesn't twirl the ball in his hands running up to kick for goal like Petracca .

I wonder if that's relevant..or even common sense?

44 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Why do Geelong have sequinned shorts on? Are they going to do a cabaret number at half time?

Sponsored by Andrew Lloyd Webber 


BT reckons there's a lot of time left..

Then notes the Lions are a long way behind.

That's 12 stupidities so far

41 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Geelong are cherry ripe.

They're just toying with the Lions. Watch for the dam wall break.

Funny how Geelong look fit and fresh. Wonder if that's got to do with management of players through the season..

Hmm funny that........

Broken alright..

 

I am fuming right now. This is a fricken joke 

Edited by layzie

5 minutes ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

Plus the very kind draw courtesy of the beautiful people at the AFL.

They are a kind bunch aren't they?

No mate it was the umpires fault. 

Just give up and go to bed 


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