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7 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

I’ve never had this experience before. I’m watching the footy knowing we can’t win it, but that our best would crush both these sides.

What a weird feeling.

Agree, it’s [censored]ing embarrassing we were beaten by Brisbane last week 

 
 
1 minute ago, KLV said:

Agree, it’s [censored]ing embarrassing we were beaten by Brisbane last week 

And the Swans the week before?

Every losing team says that


2 minutes ago, Dodos Demons said:

Why does every team seem to bring their best pressure rating of the year when playing us (Bris last week, Syd, Bulldogs, Pies).  Hard to watch when our best is so much better. 

Because we got our fitness terribly wrong and teams knew they could outwork us as we were exhausted.

I said to the war office... 10 goal drubbing to the Cats tonight.  She laughed  and said "nah" 😄

 

BRISVEGAS..INSIPID how did we get sone by this C!#T of a team

2 minutes ago, KLV said:

Agree, it’s [censored]ing embarrassing we were beaten by Brisbane last week 

That's how bad we were  and there are still people on here saying we cane second!


1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

Because we got our fitness terribly wrong and teams knew they could outwork us as we were exhausted.

Can’t argue with that. 

2 minutes ago, picket fence said:

BRISVEGAS..INSIPID how did we get sone by this C!#T of a team

Badly prepared 

1 minute ago, Demon Dynasty said:

I said to the war office... 10 goal drubbing to the Cats tonight.  She laughed  and said "nah" 😄

Hahaha “The War Office”

”hello Light of my Life”

Just now, The heart beats true said:

Why do Geelong have sequinned shorts on? Are they going to do a cabaret number at half time?

Not until they have won the flag


Geelong are cherry ripe.

They're just toying with the Lions. Watch for the dam wall  break.

Funny how Geelong look fit and fresh. Wonder if that's got to do with management of players through the season..

Hmm funny that........

Edited by dazzledavey36

4 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Lachie Neale- 1 possession in the second quarter so far.

You stop him, you stop Brisbane.

 

Amazing and yet he might win the Brownlow but.... CLARRY has never had a single digit possesion in any game ...much less a final

Lochy Dud Neal

Lions ball movement is treacle slow ... setting up the Cats defence to a nicety

Amateur performance yet they beat us

Our players will be kicking themselves watching this

What's worse is that Geelong aren't playing that well.  They've got no opposition.  14 shots to 4

Edited by Macca

Geelong into the grand final well I guess I can make other plans next Saturday now, won’t be watching that rubbish 


Yes I know a few Cats fans and they’re very happy it’s Cats v Lions and not Cats v Dees. We’d given them a real match. Ffs. I’m still angry about last week. In fact angry and disappointed and hurt with our two finals losses. 

10 minutes ago, Dodos Demons said:

Why does every team seem to bring their best pressure rating of the year when playing us (Bris last week, Syd, Bulldogs, Pies).  Hard to watch when our best is so much better. 

My theory is our predictable, defensive, static game plan invites it. Teams absorb the early assault from us and then as we slow down and play even more predictably and defensively they can apply maximum pressure around the ball carrier and run off us. 

4 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Geelong are cherry ripe.

They're just toying with the Lions. Watch for the dam wall  break.

Funny how Geelong look fit and fresh. Wonder if that's got to do with management of players through the season..

Hmm funny that........

That, plus a cruisy run into finals and a week off to freshen up.

Edited by 3183 Dee

 
1 minute ago, Earl Hood said:

My theory is our predictable, defensive, static game plan invites it. Teams absorb the early assault from us and then as we slow down and play even more predictably and defensively they can apply maximum pressure around the ball carrier and run off us. 

A blueprint that (sadly) seemed to work well every time. 

Watching this game just makes me realise how last week everything just went perfectly for the Lions. They had an unbelievably lucky night and barely made a mistake.


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