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VOTES: SF vs Brisbane

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6. Petty

5. ANB

4. Oliver

3. Langdon

2. Petracca

1. Viney

Thought Harmes was OK too.


Sorry cannot accpet Pickett (even though I like him). He must start getting game sense (lack of awareness has cost us the last two weeks)

6 Petty

5 Langdonย 

4 Oliverย 

Canโ€™t bring myself to vote for anyone else for the first time this year.ย 

4. Petty

3. Langdonย 

2. ANB

1. Lever

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-4 Brown

-3 Salem

-2 Jackson

-1 Rivers/Sparrowย 

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6. Harry Petty

5. Ed Langdon

4. Joel Smith

3. Clayton Oliver

2. Christian Petracca

1. Alexander Neal-Bullen

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So sad and farewell 2022ย 

6-Tracย โญ๏ธ- battled through pain. Clearly our best. On one leg and heโ€™s still a star.ย 

5-Clarryย โญ๏ธ- scragged and gouged all night. Battled and tackled (12 tackles) and showed heโ€™s a warriorย 

4-Pettyย โญ๏ธ- battled all night and saved 3 certain goals. Great effort. Great year.ย 

3-Harmesย ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป- better. Clean disposal. One grab footy.ย 

2-Langdonย ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป- ran and ran and ran and kicked and was again in the bestย 

1- ANB. Ok. Just gets a vote due to his 1st half. But generally disappeared after 1/2 time. Runs into trouble. At least got two good goals.ย 

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Kozzzy ok - good 1st half but his miss in the 4th (in the goalsquareโ€ฆ No lions ) was unforgivableย 

Hibbo Ok - battled and generally beat Cameronย 

May - ok. Beaten but battling on. Hipwood showed his athletic ability and perhaps batter without competing with Daniher.ย 

Brayshaw ok - tagged Neale(why?) but generally looked tired. Good goal in 4th.ย 

Hunt - ok. Nothing terrible but nothing enlightening. Did his job.ย 

Fritsch - ok had a great year but had two costly turnovers. Two goals but was a little off tonight.

๐Ÿ’ฉSalem -just looked slow. Was he even fit. Disposal not sharp at all. Kicks to the clouds not direct. Disappointed.ย 

๐ŸคฏViney - ouch - had to say, heart of a lion and tackles all night but too often took wrong decision. Missed goal chance in 3rd quarter was costly.ย 

๐ŸคฏGawn - start of โ€˜22, mentioned at best in the comp. But he looked tired. Hitouts to no one. Better with a big punch. Tapped it mostly to Neale and Zorko in 2nd half.ย 

๐ŸคฏLever - good discipline in defence so then why???? A goal down and gives up an obvious 50. Why?? Arrogance ??ย 

The spudsย 

-1๐ŸฅถMelksham- one good play then disappears. Wtf. Very disappointing.ย 

-2๐Ÿฅ”Ben Brown - unable to mark and lead. Is he fit or strong enough. Dropped countless marks.ย 

-3๐Ÿฅ”Jackson - omg. Fumbles all the time. So many dropped marks. Handballing to other players under pressure. Shines in 2-3 passages then nothing. Ummm. So disappointing.ย ย 

-4๐Ÿฅ”Spargo - smart but essentially physically too weak. Tackled too easily.ย 

-5๐Ÿฅ”Rivers - ran into trouble and panicked and fumbled. Costly mistakes.ย 

-6๐Ÿฅ”ย Sparrow - terrible all night. Missed goals. Missed opportunities. Cost us. Dumb tackles. Career worst game by far.ย 


6. James Harmesย 

5. Christian Petraccaย 

4. Harry Pettyย 

3. Ed Langdonย 

2. Clayton Oliverย 

1. Alex Neal-Bullen

39 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

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The spudsย 

-1๐ŸฅถMelksham- one good play then disappears. Wtf. Very disappointing.ย 

-2๐Ÿฅ”Ben Brown - unable to mark and lead. Is he fit or strong enough. Dropped countless marks.ย 

-3๐Ÿฅ”Jackson - omg. Fumbles all the time. So many dropped marks. Handballing to other players under pressure. Shines in 2-3 passages then nothing. Ummm. So disappointing.ย ย 

-4๐Ÿฅ”Spargo - smart but essentially physically too weak. Tackled too easily.ย 

-5๐Ÿฅ”Rivers - ran into trouble and panicked and fumbled. Costly mistakes.ย 

-6๐Ÿฅ”ย Sparrow - terrible all night. Missed goals. Missed opportunities. Cost us. Dumb tackles. Career worst game by far.ย 

Referring to our players as 'spuds' says more about you than it does the players.

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15 minutes ago, dee-tox said:

Referring to our players as 'spuds' says more about you than it does the players.

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Agree Dee-tox u dont call players spuds or duds - and all but milkshake are premiership players

6 hours ago, spirit of norm smith said:

-6๐Ÿฅ”ย Sparrow - terrible all night. Missed goals. Missed opportunities. Cost us. Dumb tackles. Career worst game by far.ย 

Excellent and accurate summary.

As bad as Sparrow was last night, his career worst games was the Queens Bday game in Sydney last year.

11 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Excellent and accurate summary.

As bad as Sparrow was last night, his career worst games was the Queens Bday game in Sydney last year.

Easy to pick on individuals isnโ€™t it?


9 hours ago, dee-tox said:

Referring to our players as 'spuds' says more about you than it does the players.

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Posted whilst angry, disappointed, frustrated etc etc. Feel like for all the years weโ€™ve been downtrodden, our team is really good and couldโ€™ve won it again. Really disappointed in the decisions made by several repeat offenders. I know theyโ€™re not spuds. ย 
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Btw there was some positives in the star โญ๏ธ ratings.ย 

1 hour ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Posted whilst angry, disappointed, frustrated etc etc.ย 

Learn from it and donโ€™t do it, seriously itโ€™s absolutely cringeworthy (not just directed at you) to read posts clearly made solely based on emotion and frustration

6. Petty

5. Trac

4. Langdonย 

3. Harmes

2. Nibbler

1. Oliver

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6. Petty

5. Harmes

4. Petracca

3. Oliver

2. Langdon

1. Neal-Bullen

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6. ย Petty

5. ย Langdon

4. Harmes

3. ย Petracca

2. ย Oliver

1. ย Neal-Bullen


11 hours ago, Anti-Saint said:

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Agree Dee-tox u dont call players spuds or duds - and all but milkshake are premiership players

It is sort of funny how one food is offensive but another is endearing!

6 Petty

5 Oliver

4 ANB

3 Langdon

2 Harmes

1 Petracca

Honorable mentions to: T Mac, Joel Smith, Bedford - who would have played great games had Sparrow, Jackson and Rivers been dropped as many on here called for.

6 - Tracc - hampered but tough and skilled, goal kicking has fallen away

5 - Harmes - provided the link option and one of few who can mark one on one

4 - Petty - saved us time and time again what an asset he is

3 - Langdon - tried his heart out but disposal a bit off tonight

2 - Clayton - Umpires enemy got no protection is a tough champion

1 - ANB for a good 1st half - needs to back himself more

After half time we couldnโ€™t buy a mark or kick a clean goal, they were slotting them from 50, perfect playing conditions in front of 62,000 mainly MFC and couldnโ€™t get it done. Vey sad second half at the G last night.

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6. Christian Petraccaย 

5. Clayton Oliverย 

4. James Harmesย 

3. Harry Pettyย 

2. Ed Langdonย 

1. Alex Neal-Bullenย 

as good as petty was, he was regularly beaten on the lead and his man was the leading goalscorer

6: christian petracca
5: james harmes
4: kozi pickett
3: harrison petty
2: ed langdon
1: alex neal-bullen


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