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VOTES: SF vs Brisbane

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6. Petty

5. ANB

4. Oliver

3. Langdon

2. Petracca

1. Viney

Thought Harmes was OK too.


Sorry cannot accpet Pickett (even though I like him). He must start getting game sense (lack of awareness has cost us the last two weeks)

6 Petty

5 Langdon 

4 Oliver 

Can’t bring myself to vote for anyone else for the first time this year. 

4. Petty

3. Langdon 

2. ANB

1. Lever

 

-4 Brown

-3 Salem

-2 Jackson

-1 Rivers/Sparrow 

 

6. Harry Petty

5. Ed Langdon

4. Joel Smith

3. Clayton Oliver

2. Christian Petracca

1. Alexander Neal-Bullen

 

So sad and farewell 2022 

6-Trac - battled through pain. Clearly our best. On one leg and he’s still a star. 

5-Clarry - scragged and gouged all night. Battled and tackled (12 tackles) and showed he’s a warrior 

4-Petty - battled all night and saved 3 certain goals. Great effort. Great year. 

3-Harmes 👍🏻- better. Clean disposal. One grab footy. 

2-Langdon 👍🏻- ran and ran and ran and kicked and was again in the best 

1- ANB. Ok. Just gets a vote due to his 1st half. But generally disappeared after 1/2 time. Runs into trouble. At least got two good goals. 

 

Kozzzy ok - good 1st half but his miss in the 4th (in the goalsquare… No lions ) was unforgivable 

Hibbo Ok - battled and generally beat Cameron 

May - ok. Beaten but battling on. Hipwood showed his athletic ability and perhaps batter without competing with Daniher. 

Brayshaw ok - tagged Neale(why?) but generally looked tired. Good goal in 4th. 

Hunt - ok. Nothing terrible but nothing enlightening. Did his job. 

Fritsch - ok had a great year but had two costly turnovers. Two goals but was a little off tonight.

💩Salem -just looked slow. Was he even fit. Disposal not sharp at all. Kicks to the clouds not direct. Disappointed. 

🤯Viney - ouch - had to say, heart of a lion and tackles all night but too often took wrong decision. Missed goal chance in 3rd quarter was costly. 

🤯Gawn - start of ‘22, mentioned at best in the comp. But he looked tired. Hitouts to no one. Better with a big punch. Tapped it mostly to Neale and Zorko in 2nd half. 

🤯Lever - good discipline in defence so then why???? A goal down and gives up an obvious 50. Why?? Arrogance ?? 

The spuds 

-1🥶Melksham- one good play then disappears. Wtf. Very disappointing. 

-2🥔Ben Brown - unable to mark and lead. Is he fit or strong enough. Dropped countless marks. 

-3🥔Jackson - omg. Fumbles all the time. So many dropped marks. Handballing to other players under pressure. Shines in 2-3 passages then nothing. Ummm. So disappointing.  

-4🥔Spargo - smart but essentially physically too weak. Tackled too easily. 

-5🥔Rivers - ran into trouble and panicked and fumbled. Costly mistakes. 

-6🥔 Sparrow - terrible all night. Missed goals. Missed opportunities. Cost us. Dumb tackles. Career worst game by far. 


6. James Harmes 

5. Christian Petracca 

4. Harry Petty 

3. Ed Langdon 

2. Clayton Oliver 

1. Alex Neal-Bullen

39 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

 

The spuds 

-1🥶Melksham- one good play then disappears. Wtf. Very disappointing. 

-2🥔Ben Brown - unable to mark and lead. Is he fit or strong enough. Dropped countless marks. 

-3🥔Jackson - omg. Fumbles all the time. So many dropped marks. Handballing to other players under pressure. Shines in 2-3 passages then nothing. Ummm. So disappointing.  

-4🥔Spargo - smart but essentially physically too weak. Tackled too easily. 

-5🥔Rivers - ran into trouble and panicked and fumbled. Costly mistakes. 

-6🥔 Sparrow - terrible all night. Missed goals. Missed opportunities. Cost us. Dumb tackles. Career worst game by far. 

Referring to our players as 'spuds' says more about you than it does the players.

 

15 minutes ago, dee-tox said:

Referring to our players as 'spuds' says more about you than it does the players.

 

 

Agree Dee-tox u dont call players spuds or duds - and all but milkshake are premiership players

6 hours ago, spirit of norm smith said:

-6🥔 Sparrow - terrible all night. Missed goals. Missed opportunities. Cost us. Dumb tackles. Career worst game by far. 

Excellent and accurate summary.

As bad as Sparrow was last night, his career worst games was the Queens Bday game in Sydney last year.

11 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Excellent and accurate summary.

As bad as Sparrow was last night, his career worst games was the Queens Bday game in Sydney last year.

Easy to pick on individuals isn’t it?


9 hours ago, dee-tox said:

Referring to our players as 'spuds' says more about you than it does the players.

 

Posted whilst angry, disappointed, frustrated etc etc. Feel like for all the years we’ve been downtrodden, our team is really good and could’ve won it again. Really disappointed in the decisions made by several repeat offenders. I know they’re not spuds.  
 

Btw there was some positives in the star ️ ratings. 

1 hour ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Posted whilst angry, disappointed, frustrated etc etc. 

Learn from it and don’t do it, seriously it’s absolutely cringeworthy (not just directed at you) to read posts clearly made solely based on emotion and frustration

6. Petty

5. Trac

4. Langdon 

3. Harmes

2. Nibbler

1. Oliver

 

 

6. Petty

5. Harmes

4. Petracca

3. Oliver

2. Langdon

1. Neal-Bullen

 

 

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6.  Petty

5.  Langdon

4. Harmes

3.  Petracca

2.  Oliver

1.  Neal-Bullen


11 hours ago, Anti-Saint said:

 

Agree Dee-tox u dont call players spuds or duds - and all but milkshake are premiership players

It is sort of funny how one food is offensive but another is endearing!

6 Petty

5 Oliver

4 ANB

3 Langdon

2 Harmes

1 Petracca

Honorable mentions to: T Mac, Joel Smith, Bedford - who would have played great games had Sparrow, Jackson and Rivers been dropped as many on here called for.

6 - Tracc - hampered but tough and skilled, goal kicking has fallen away

5 - Harmes - provided the link option and one of few who can mark one on one

4 - Petty - saved us time and time again what an asset he is

3 - Langdon - tried his heart out but disposal a bit off tonight

2 - Clayton - Umpires enemy got no protection is a tough champion

1 - ANB for a good 1st half - needs to back himself more

After half time we couldn’t buy a mark or kick a clean goal, they were slotting them from 50, perfect playing conditions in front of 62,000 mainly MFC and couldn’t get it done. Vey sad second half at the G last night.

 

6. Christian Petracca 

5. Clayton Oliver 

4. James Harmes 

3. Harry Petty 

2. Ed Langdon 

1. Alex Neal-Bullen 

as good as petty was, he was regularly beaten on the lead and his man was the leading goalscorer

6: christian petracca
5: james harmes
4: kozi pickett
3: harrison petty
2: ed langdon
1: alex neal-bullen


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