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I'll be watching from Bali - anyone in the same boat and want to share a few Philip Seymour Frothmans?

 
4 minutes ago, Scipio said:

I'll be watching from Bali - anyone in the same boat and want to share a few Philip Seymour Frothmans?

I wish!

On my way in. Feeling calm and confident but then again I had the same feeling last week.

We just have to win.

First bounce I want to see gawn in the middle contesting the ruck. Not at ff.

Also want to see something from Neal- Bullen, kozzie and Melksham.

Come on boys get the job done.

 
10 minutes ago, Scipio said:

I'll be watching from Bali - anyone in the same boat and want to share a few Philip Seymour Frothmans?

Watching from Khao Lak, a bar called Mooses Irish Pub if you can believe that. Hope we get home Ok


It really is time, no second chances. You never get a second chance to make a first impression. 

Except for us, we had our first chance last week but you get what I mean. 

 
2 minutes ago, Glorious Day said:

4.60 with Ladbrokes

Crazy odds with our form in the last ten weeks

I instantly felt sick when I first heard Joe Daniher was out for personal reasons. My first thought was of Neale and that the worst had happened. 😢


8 hours ago, Demonstone said:

Yeah, let's give them he will.  Go Demons!

Give them he'll Dee's!

7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I instantly felt sick when I first heard Joe Daniher was out for personal reasons. My first thought was of Neale and that the worst had happened. 😢

I felt sick too because I reckon it improves Brisbane's chances!

1 minute ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Give them he'll Dee's!

Is that to pump up their will power. Play smarter Dees.

Maybe, channelling He-Man. Play stronger and outlast them.

18 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Crazy odds with our form in the last ten weeks

The odds reflect where the money has been bet.  The punters think we're good things tonight.


I have an abysmal record backing winners - I am therefore putting my money on Brisbane. May my losing streak continue.

5 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

The odds reflect where the money has been bet.  The punters think we're good things tonight.

Also remember bookmaker odds are there to entice the punters to plonk down their dosh....I think a lot of people forget odds are not the true possibility of a particular result they are set to make bookmakers money. Betfair is a closer indication of the true way in which the crowd is feeling....and on there Brisbane are out to $5.10!

 

Doesnt mean we'll win of course

Sadly unable to attend tonight so I'll be watching the game from The Manor with only the dogs as company.

I am well stocked with booze and have ordered a family size double extra special pizza.

Should be a top night.

4 hours ago, Fanatique Demon said:

Interesting use of tense, Sisso. (I’ve noticed this trend lately on Demonland. Frankly, drives me crazy.) But yes, they’re only in it because of his last kick.

Not only tense but people using "reigns" instead of "reins" and "labor" instead of "labour".

51 minutes ago, Scipio said:

I'll be watching from Bali - anyone in the same boat and want to share a few Philip Seymour Frothmans?

This is brilliant lol


5 hours ago, Brownie said:

We always have a secret weapon when we play Brisbane. That weapon is Joe Daniher.

Hoping for some more slapstick magic and hand on hips second efforts from him tonight.

Don't you mean: 'Hoping for some ... slapstick magic and limp-wristed, hand on hip with one bent knee second efforts...'?

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Sadly unable to attend tonight so I'll be watching the game from The Manor with only the dogs as company.

I am well stocked with booze and have ordered a family size double extra special pizza.

Should be a top night.

Dont forget the Sorbolene Uncle.

 
9 minutes ago, Cyclops said:

Not only tense but people using "reigns" instead of "reins" and "labor" instead of "labour".

Hopefully like this Reigns we wreck everyone and leave!

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