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GAMEDAY: QF vs Sydney

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Swans too skinny for the bulls

 

Party Someone GIFSee you at the G 

Go Dees 🔴🔵🔴🔵

1 hour ago, Demon_spurs said:

Is it just me or have the hours today gone for 90 minutes

Only while trying to belt out 30 minutes on the exercise bike.  And i use the term "belting out" loosely.

Thank goodness PBS was playing some out there jazz/funkadelic grooves.  The beat, along with some mesmerising flute playing, was the only thing that saved me.

I could barely make the one modest hill up to the tram.

Now in to the Barassi pub for a few frothies to calm the nerves.

Edited by Demon Dynasty

 
5 minutes ago, adonski said:

Swans too skinny for the bulls

So your saying our fat boys win!

I like it!!


2 minutes ago, D4Life said:

So your saying our fat boys win!

I like it!!

Clarry's fatty days are over ty!

That Jane Bunn is full of [censored]. Blue skies all the way! The girls will be playing in great conditions!

31 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

MAJOR hold-ups on the Demons, er, Sandringham line. Women may not get quite the support they were hoping for...

Cryptic?

More info please.

Was just about to head to Hampton station...

 
5 hours ago, Grapeviney said:

I'm hearing that Buddy could be a late withdrawal due to a calf problem. 

Yes GNF will post this same news in an hours time

Poor bugger in Q50, row B seat 2 has an uncomfortable night ahead  ☹️

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Edited by JTR


Banner for the girls right now!!!

GO DEES!!!

❤️💙

3 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Cryptic?

More info please.

Was just about to head to Hampton station...

Up to 45 mins delays on the Sandy line, as at 4:45pm according to the PTV website.

All the players have talked about since the GF is playing finals in front of friends, family and supporters on the MGC.
Make no mistake .... We will come out, unleash and forken destroy this mob.
 

Edited by Fork 'em

That line for the mcc area is crazy 😂

nobody waiting as I came in gate 3 though 

7 minutes ago, JTR said:

Poor bugger in Q50, row B seat 2 has an uncomfortable night ahead  ☹️

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Hope its a Swans supporter :)

 


8 minutes ago, JTR said:

Poor bugger in Q50, row B seat 2 has an uncomfortable night ahead  ☹️

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My seat 😢

Pretty happy with my seat E4AE55B8-3BD4-4F0E-BDDF-F81AED530211.thumb.jpeg.89bb7840777c83bb9b8210be7f4a67af.jpeg

6 minutes ago, He de mon said:

My seat 😢

I've sent text message to the anti social behaviour phone number. Only obvious contact number shown anywhere around ground. Hoepfully someone there could pass on to maintenance people to swap out the seat. They got 3 hours 🤷‍♂️

17 minutes ago, JTR said:

Poor bugger in Q50, row B seat 2 has an uncomfortable night ahead  ☹️

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Carlton supporter from two Sundays ago.

2 hours ago, Jontee said:

The wife has dressed me to survive a blizzard.

Dees by 7 goals.

Err ..... arrh ..... I don't wish to be indelicate Jontee ..... but whose clothes are you wearing?

Edited by Bitter but optimistic


6 minutes ago, JTR said:

I've sent text message to the anti social behaviour phone number. Only obvious contact number shown anywhere around ground. Hoepfully someone there could pass on to maintenance people to swap out the seat. They got 3 hours 🤷‍♂️

I was kidding. I am in M56. It would suck if that’s the seat you bought though.

 

Well I've just completed a very pleasant spa and sauna. I'm feeling match ready.

I shall now commence my trek to the G and not pass a number of drinking establishments.

Should be at my peak by first bounce.

Just a heads up to any MCC member, be prepared to get to the gate & not have your ticket work. I renewed last month & still couldn't get in. They sorted it out and I got in but don't panic if it doesn't work 


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