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Is there any other team that goes to water with indisciplined nonsense like Brisbane? ย What a bunch of man babies.ย 

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Best first Q of the year

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Good job Viney!!! Make them pay for that offfence.

Edited by Green Demon

I think there is another gear after all. Now can we keep ourselves in this gear all game?


48 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Hearing Fagan talk pre game it seems they've gone to absolute town on our game plan.

Stated that they have reviewed games from this year and last year to see what the issue is.

Was confident pre game, now not so much..

Scared 30 Rock GIF by HULU

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

Nail Dorko

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Just now, Jaded No More said:

This is the Melbourne I know and love.ย 
Now letโ€™s keep on with it. Donโ€™t do the usual [censored] and go on holidays and let the opposition come back.ย 

Yes need to outscore them by a couple of goals for the next two quarters

Why did I put money on the Demons under 40pts?!?


2 minutes ago, gs77 said:

Very poor umpiring. Not paying it signals to the players they can get away with it and the last 5 mins of thuggery is the result

Sorry meant to quote you.

That was a wrestling headlock.

There's holding the man and there are holding the head via the neck.

Wow what a quarter! Emphatic performance from the Dees! The most effective our ball movement had been in months!

Kozzy with the bookend goals that quarter. He is such a gun. So glad he's a Dee!

7 minutes ago, gs77 said:

Zorko is an absolute gutter crawling piece of faeces.

Yes, yes he is. ๐Ÿ’ฉ

2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Best first Q of the year

Absolutely , keep the fooy on the throat boys, no play safe BS. bury these P rick s

Edited by Bates Mate


1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

This is the Melbourne I know and love.ย 
Now letโ€™s keep on with it. Donโ€™t do the usual [censored] and go on holidays and let the opposition come back.ย 

Surely not with a home qually on the line.ย 

Reports of our demise were greatly exaggerated.

Enjoy the week off Rayner.

Also Zorko has to be the worst captain in the AFL, an absolute man-baby when his team is losing, and it seems to filter down throughout the whole playing group.


Im the loudest person in the lions cheer squad hereโ€ฆ this might the end of GCDee.ย 
nice knowing you all.ย 

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Props to the poster who shared Jordan Lewisโ€™s thoughts earlier on. โ€œIf they Lions try and rough us up theyโ€™ll lose sight of their own gameโ€,ย 

and they have.


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