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Mitch Cleary reporting a possible late out... but for the blues.

Quiet on Kozz... for now

Edited by RedLegs23

 
 
7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

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Can't believe you could take a photo while holding two wine casks.


8 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

Will be watching the umps closely #freekickcarlton

It's a big possibility that the umpires will help celebrate the 'return' of Cripps across the field of play - at the Demons' expense. 

 
4 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

And it's just not the Mlbourne way. Too much class. Especially when one has a mouthful of Jarlsberg cheese the throat is dry and it's hard to make any sound.

Jarlsberg? More like Comte 

On the tram in now. Got the NIN blasting in my ears, come on Dees last home game before finals, get it done!


9 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

Cerra a late out for the Blues.

 

Bit of luck for us finally. 

12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

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Impressed you managed girls and not Sheilas BBO - nice work 

2 minutes ago, layzie said:

On the tram in now. Got the NIN blasting in my ears, come on Dees last home game before finals, get it done!

Also smashing Pretty Hate Machine by NIN waiting outside the ground for mates! Fire up Dees!

3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Bit of luck for us finally. 

He’s been [censored] second half of the year so probably works in their favor 🤣


2 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

Also smashing Pretty Hate Machine by NIN waiting outside the ground for mates! Fire up Dees!

I knew you were alright Trav! One of my all time favs.

Just now, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

Koz not warming up?

Team have been announced already. Would have to be a late late late change. 

3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

The abductor strain is bulltish.

i have it on good authority cera is out is for an entirely unrelated injury and an incident the blues are apparently desperate to keep under wraps.

Good luck with that.

Edited by binman


14 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

Harmes the sub

Let's hope we use him in the last, every other club does it, why shouldn't we!!

 
1 minute ago, binman said:

The abductor strain is bulltish.

i have it on good authority the out is for an entirely unrelated injury and an incident the blues are apparently desperate to keep under wraps.

Good luck with that.

A Cripps bump in their captains run perhaps ? 

1 minute ago, binman said:

The abductor strain is bulltish.

i have it on good authority cera is out is for an entirely unrelated injury and an incident the blues are apparently desperate to keep under wraps.

Good luck with that.

The great loading incident of 2022


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