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NON-MFC: Round 15, 2022


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1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Why the vomit emoji BBO?!

You don’t paint your nails during boring footy matches?

@Bitter but optimistic

Well ..... I used to have a domestic helper to paint my toenails WCW...but ... ( as I'm a reformed and woke individual) I can no longer provide details on intimate matters

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5 hours ago, Engorged Onion said:

I appreciate this forum is a place to vent for some people, and what really riles me, is that there is often vitriol towards umpires from certain posters.

Personal attacks wouldn't be accepted against any other group. So why these individuals? It wouldn't be tolerated in my house against anyone, I'd send my 6yo to his room, and if I spoke like that, I'd send myself to the room and give myself a good long talking to about respect, compassion and common decency.

So it's been bugging me that this forum perhaps doesn't sanction that sort of commentary (perhaps it does and I am not aware of it).

We can do better Demonlanders. #notallDemonlanders

 

A sample of EO when people were 'attacking' "Britney' 😉...or 'PRGUY17'

 

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EO, without knowing exactly what comments you're referring to I do agree. I'd even take it further, I've got no time for personal appreance smack talk or "Most punchable head in the AFL" threads. Some people need to grow up and if they don't like it they can kick rocks. 

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7 minutes ago, layzie said:

EO, without knowing exactly what comments you're referring to I do agree. I'd even take it further, I've got no time for personal appreance smack talk or "Most punchable head in the AFL" threads. Some people need to grow up and if they don't like it they can kick rocks. 

But Layzie, that thread wasn’t a personal appearance thing. It was about players who are the most irritating. I’m guessing so anyways. You’d have to ask the poster who created it, whoever she or he is

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Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to kick some rocks. 

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1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

But Layzie, that thread wasn’t a personal appearance thing. It was about players who are the most irritating. I’m guessing so anyways. You’d have to ask the poster who created it, whoever she or he is

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Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to kick some rocks. 

Give yourself a jolly good thrashing WCW

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Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

Give yourself a jolly good thrashing WCW

I certainly will, BBO. As soon as my nails dry. 

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7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

But Layzie, that thread wasn’t a personal appearance thing. It was about players who are the most irritating. I’m guessing so anyways. You’d have to ask the poster who created it, whoever she or he is

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Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to kick some rocks. 

I'm not talking about a specific thread but in my experience they are usually 100% exactly that. Find it hard to believe it's ever just soley behaviour when nearly all the people in it are redheads..

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18 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

My god the saints are terrible. It's a fine night in sydney and they have only kicked 2 goals and we are in the final term. 

Turned off after ¾ time.  Awful spectacle. 

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1 minute ago, layzie said:

I'm not talking about a specific thread but in my experience they are usually 100% exactly that. Find it hard to believe its ever just soley behaviour when nearly all the people in it are redheads..

I get where you’re coming from, Layzie. But that thread was definitely NOT a looks thing. And by no means whatsoever was it an invitation to bag redheads for it was me who created it and guess what colour hair I have??? Yep, a ranga I am. 

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I just feel for the common footy fan that pays their membership year in year out. Not gonna get high and mighty just because we were there once, I think they owe it to their fans to not fold faster than superman on laundry day after half time. Crap effort Saints, really crap effort.

On the other hand I love watching the Swans up and running. The good thing about being a general footy fan is you're able to separate emotions and not hate a team just because they beat us a few weeks ago. 

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4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I get where you’re coming from, Layzie. But that thread was definitely NOT a looks thing. And by no means whatsoever was it an invitation to bag redheads for it was me who created it and guess what colour hair I have??? Yep, a ranga I am. 

I honestly don't know what thread you're referring to WCW so I'm not potting that one specifically. I must not have seen it. There are a couple on here each year and even more everywhere else where people go to town on personal appearance smack so it's much more general.

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Just now, layzie said:

I honestly don't know what thread you're referring to WCW so I'm not potting it. There are a couple on here each year and even more everywhere else where people go to town on personal appearance smack.

I agree with you 100%. Personal appearance should never come into it. 

I started a thread last year that was intended for ppl to discuss which players get under one’s skin the most. Apart from one player, that being Rhys Mathieson, nobody mentioned looks at all. I thought it was that thread to which you alluded. All good. 

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2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I agree with you 100%. Personal appearance should never come into it. 

I started a thread last year that was intended for ppl to discuss which players get under one’s skin the most. Apart from one player, that being Rhys Mathieson, nobody mentioned looks at all. I thought it was that thread to which you alluded. All good. 

It wouldn't matter anyway. As long as this exchange becomes a popularity pile on with jokes then that's all that matters.

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26 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Saints should start a re build . They are barely VFL standard on tonight's performance.

McCartin and Hickey would be a good start......

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Well that’s the Aints gone for the year. 
Such a proud Club of Losing Crunch games

Year after Year after Year

2 Weeks ago Aints Supporters started sending messages telling me the Demons were done. I sent back Pictures of myself holding the Cup. 
 

F U Aints One of the most useless Sporting Organizations on Earth. 
 

Ratten is too good for that Cesspool 

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16 minutes ago, BoBo said:

I watch it when I’m feeling down, haha

Same. And if I’m feeling down but only have a short time to spare I watch the last three minutes of round 23. ❤️💙

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5 hours ago, Kit Walker said:

King massively overrates this sort of thing - 2-3 is about right.

These are two good sides. Geelong are a better side this year with Stengle and De Konig.

Dangerfield got 3 weeks last year for his bump, this seemed worse, would be very surprised if it’s less than 4

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