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GAMEDAY: Rd 13 vs Collingwood

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And make an example of these fools.

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Been away playing golf in Scotland the last two weeks so it is probably my fault the boys were flat and got beaten.. back on deck at home and will be watching live tomorrow morning my time.

 

Dees by a lot!

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    1 hour ago, CHF said:

    Been away playing golf in Scotland the last two weeks so it is probably my fault the boys were flat and got beaten.. back on deck at home and will be watching live tomorrow morning my time.

     

    Dees by a lot!

    Are you bacon and egg toastie guy? FFS welcome back!!!

     

    Early start early finish for me, load a few pig trucks and I'm laughin

     

    Dee's by 27

     

     

     

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    28 minutes ago, Josh said:

    Are you bacon and egg toastie guy? FFS welcome back!!!

     

    Early start early finish for me, load a few pig trucks and I'm laughin

     

    Dee's by 27

     

     

     

    No idea what you are talking about.

    give me a hint.

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    Don’t forget y’all…

    If you’re in Fed. Square this morning, pop over to the Demon Army’s sausage sizzle!

    A snag or five before you walk to the ‘G will warm you up on the inside AND provide more $$$ for FightMND. 

    Or even just come to say hello! I’ll be the jumpy one who’s running purely on coffee and Red Bull (lots of). 😃

    GO DEES!!!

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    32 point win coming up.

     

    On paper we are the better team. No question

    We've got the blowtorch treatment all week. It will focus our minds i reckon

    The pies are in decent form themselves. This will not be a pushover

    I expect a response from our boys. Big performance coming up

    Dees by 25 points

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    Hoping we turn things around today but fear we're in more trouble than we're ready to accept. 

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    Last year,  this year, we are a good footy team.

    all pleased when a player makes a debut.

    Good teams respond, as we will.

    It will be a very interesting game. Not easy.

    12 points either way Go Dees

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    It's never a pleasant experience being the away side at the G against this mob. Actually considered watching this one on the box for all of 5 minutes. Does anyone know where the general admission areas will be down at the Punt Road end of the ground today as I want to have as few of these soap dodgers around me as possible? 

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    I was going to go to this game, only to find out the carpark is shut except for permit and disability. Not going to bother driving the 1.5-2hours and then try to find street parking somewhere. And the train is more expensive than driving for me. What’s the thinking having the ground closed for a game like this? 

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    This just happened:

    So I’m sitting on the steps of a disused building in Flinders Street coz no benches, having one last coffee before sausage duties. A guy walks past, I smile and nod coz me. He comes back and tries to give me a $10 note. Dude thought I was homeless!!! Of course I refused the money and tried to convince him that I am not a beggar. Two cops happened to walk by and heard us. One of the cops says, “nah mate, she’s definitely not doing it tough, have a look, she’s a Melbourne supporter.”🤣


    11 minutes ago, Gippsland Dee said:

    I was going to go to this game, only to find out the carpark is shut except for permit and disability. Not going to bother driving the 1.5-2hours and then try to find street parking somewhere. And the train is more expensive than driving for me. What’s the thinking having the ground closed for a game like this? 

    Various car parks around the city have on-line pre-booked car parking.

    For street parking best bet is the area east of Church street and walk 20 minutes.

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    Surely you could park at Cranbourne and catch the metro train if the Bairnsdale line is too expensive. As for why Yarra Park is closed. Pretty simple - you could park there but you'd need a tractor to pull you out at the end of the game. You'd be catching the train home anyway.

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    5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    This just happened:

    So I’m sitting on the steps of a disused building in Flinders Street coz no benches, having one last coffee before sausage duties. A guy walks past, I smile and nod coz me. He comes back and tries to give me a $10 note. Dude thought I was homeless!!! Of course I refused the money and tried to convince him that I am not a beggar. Two cops happened to walk by and heard us. One of the cops says, “nah mate, she’s definitely not doing it tough, have a look, she’s a Melbourne supporter.”🤣

    You have made my day WCW. Good luck with the snags

    14 minutes ago, Gippsland Dee said:

    I was going to go to this game, only to find out the carpark is shut except for permit and disability. Not going to bother driving the 1.5-2hours and then try to find street parking somewhere. And the train is more expensive than driving for me. What’s the thinking having the ground closed for a game like this? 

    Wet weather results in park surface being cut up. This has been the policy for 10-15 years. Cannot say I disagree with it. Seems logical to me. 

    Just now, old dee said:

    You have made my day WCW. Good luck with the snags

    I’VE made my day, OD… I’m now $10 richer! 
    JK, I told dude he should donate it to FightMND. 

    ❤️💙 DO IT FOR NEALE ❤️💙


    47 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    It's never a pleasant experience being the away side at the G against this mob. Actually considered watching this one on the box for all of 5 minutes. Does anyone know where the general admission areas will be down at the Punt Road end of the ground today as I want to have as few of these soap dodgers around me as possible? 

    From my experience you will end up in the third deck. Players look like ants. The alternative? Be surrounded by pies. 

    20 minutes ago, Gippsland Dee said:

    I was going to go to this game, only to find out the carpark is shut except for permit and disability. Not going to bother driving the 1.5-2hours and then try to find street parking somewhere. And the train is more expensive than driving for me. What’s the thinking having the ground closed for a game like this? 

    Fed Sq car park is usually $15 for the day and that's where the 'Walk to the G' starts from, including a Dee Army BBQ etc. If you sway on your decision, that would be my plan.

    If our boys are serious we win this game 

    Brisbane, Fremantle and Carlscum all winning makes this even more important 

    Another loss to a team that is not a real contender would be a concern particularly with our relatively tough home stretch 

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    54 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    It's never a pleasant experience being the away side at the G against this mob. Actually considered watching this one on the box for all of 5 minutes. Does anyone know where the general admission areas will be down at the Punt Road end of the ground today as I want to have as few of these soap dodgers around me as possible? 

    General Admission Areas:


    Shane Warne Stand
        •    Q1-Q6

    Ponsford Stand
        •    Q31-Q36 (rows AA-MM)

    Olympic Stand
        •    General Admission seating not available

    it only costs $3 more to upgrade to a reserved seat on level 4. GA areas are sold out so you’d have to get there very early if you want to get in.

    Joining the the early birds this dry season morning. But we're not giving an ornithologist's cuss about the magpie resurgence.

    Time for a serious cull Demons.

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